1. The act of douching, esp. the vagina
2. (fig. colloq.) Implies the act of engaging in douchebag related activities, acting in accordance with douchebag law, or acting as an accomplice to a person who is widely held to engage regularly in douchebag related activities.
3. (fig. colloq.) Acting like a douchebag
4. (excl.) Acknowledging the fact that you´re surrounded by douchebags everywhere and that nothing surrounding this fact can be changed because the situation was predetermined to be just so. When used in this context, the word is often pronounced in an accent similar to that of Sean Connery.
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