Sigint: Snake, what´s up? Why are you naked? I know there´s a " NAKED" option
under " UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But
without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster.
You don´t get any advantages whatsoever.
Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: . ..Man, you do whatever you want.
Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say WHAT!?
Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
Snake ( rires)
Sigint: Those little round cookies the major is always snackin´ on.
Zero: They´re not cookies. They´re scones.
Sigint: Major!
Zero: And it´s not a snack. It´s afternoon tea.
Sigint: Snack, tea, same thing.
Zero: No, it´s not! Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
Sigint: Uh oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
Zero: What exactly don´t you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic
gadgets? The cars? The guns?
Snake: Major...!
Zero: Snake, wouldn´t you like to have a gun shaped like a pen?
Snake: What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I´d look like a fool.
Zero: Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you´re
grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they´re
distracted.
Snake: OK, now you´re being ridiculous.
Zero: We´ll make you a snake-shaped gun that folds up and fits into an attache case.
Snake: Will you give it rest?
Zero: Oh, I get it. You´re worried about how to handle the ladies, aren´t you?
Snake: No...
Zero: I knew it. Hmm... to tell you the truth, I don´t like the idea of playing hanky-panky with enemy femme fatales, either. But that´s part of
Bond´s appeal. You could learn a thing or two from him. What about this Eva?
What are you planning to do with her?
Snake: I... I don´t even trust her yet.
Zero: That´s what I mean. You can´t let yourself get involved. This is a game
of spy versus spy. She´s using you just as much as you´re using her.
Snake: I realize that.
Zero: You´ve got to grab the initiative. And to do that, you´ve got to get the
upper hand in the relationship. That´s what a spy is supposed to do.
Snake: Get the upper hand... I don´t think I´m cut out for that mission.
Zero: Maybe if you changed your code name to Double-O-Snake?
Snake: Major...