Me:
do you want to suck my dick ?
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.

Dieu le pervers

Me:
do you want to fuck with furi0us ?
God:
no furi0us is too ugly

furi0us dsl pour toi ......

Furious ca m´aurait pas plus

ca merite une petite correction...

Ribery, c pas bien de trakifé le texte de monsieur GOD ^^

mdrr bien vu Wolfi

Le 1er texte est valable, j´ai testé

Après le deuxième, je m´y mèle pas

w0Lfi_ Posté le 28 mai 2006 à 10:22:35

Ribery, c pas bien de trakifé le texte de monsieur GOD ^^

Ouais j´avoue j´ai trafiquer celui avec furious mais l´autre ou il a dit qu´il me p****** c´est pas un fake

God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Can you suck my dick?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing.
Me:
Rofl stfu man
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok, you like drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones. Awesome.
Me:
so you dont like canabis?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
and cocaine, you like?
God:
Are we still talking about canabis?
Me:
Mais ferme ta geule putain
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
mais genre quoi tu me dis tu connais pas le francais mais GENNRREEEEEE
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
putain aller MOVE
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cocaine me like.
Me:
GO AWAY!
God:
Just surf somewhere else.

Dieu c´est drogué xD

Bibi ^^

Moi l´autre jour je lui ai parlé de clara morgane et il a jamé repondu

Puitn mdr gg bibi ! tu lui a fait sorti les vers des trou de NEZ

MIHuahahHouHouhahahhuhuhuhohoohoHohohoO!

T un booOOoooGoooSSssSe

Tinquiete wolfi xD

-Vanthrax_- Posté le 29 mai 2006 à 17:17:55

Moi l´autre jour je lui ai parlé de clara morgane et il a jamé repondu

C´est normal si tu lui parle en allemand ^^

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
hmmm...?
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm´s.
Me:
xD un joueur =P
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
wait jvais promener mon chien =)
God:
I´m waiting. Who are you talking about?
Me:
my dog?
God:
Have you told many people that your dog?
Me:
my dog is godzilla
God:
Okay, your dog is godzilla.
Me:
So for change the subject, where are you from?
God:
It goes without saying. Your purpose is change the subject where am I from.
Me:
yeah
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
where are you from? tsss t con vreman
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in tsss t con vreman.
Me:
o_O you have touch the sky?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Yeah if you want touch the sky fuck a duck and try to fly =)
God:
This was not a yes or no question. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
have you fuck a duck?
God:
I think I have fuck a duck, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
have you ever fucked an animal? xD
God:
I don´t think I ever have fucked an animal. What´s it like? I think xD is a lot of things.
Me:
xD is when you are figting your toillets
God:
And when I am figting my toillets is xD.
Me:
yeah because when you have xD, you have fun
God:
Ah. Interesting explanation. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
are you programming to xD?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am programming to xD.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
humhumm. and wtf?
God:
Where are you located? That was not very polite.
Me:
xD and have you ever smoked?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
... d´accord... tu pourrais repondre au moins connard -_-
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, . Is that from ?
Me:
Tomb raider? mais t con ou quoi??! c´est pas de la science fcition ca xD
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about REPONDS au moins connard. Try being more or less specific. I don´t know that language. In the context of Tomb raider, I don´t understand " CE N EST PAS de la science fcition ca xD." .
Me:
you are not really inteligent... no?
God:
What makes you think I am not inteligent? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
tu casse les couilles avec tes oui et tes non
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yeah, when you are masturbating!!!!! =P
God:
What does it symbolize for you? I will let you know when it happens. .
Me:
It´s simbolic because it´s fun to masturbating xD
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Style... Have you ever done that? o_O
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, . I think I have done that, but Myself may have reset my memory. Oh.
Me:
haha petit cochon^^
God:
I´m glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
=D me too
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I live in les sables d´olonne, I am a surf dudes i play XIII
God:
What is it like living in les sables d olonne you are a surf dudes you play XIII?
Me:
hmm... ben alors la mon gars je eu plus rien pour toi... -_-
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s. Does "it" still refer to les sables d olonne you are a surf dudes you play XIII? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
iSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
have you smoked canabis?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
Have you fuck marie?
God:
I don´t think I ever have fuck marie. What´s it like?
Me:
Have you ever fucked Marie?
God:
I think I have fucked Marie, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
xD il est trop
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
con
God:
Je ne peux pas répondre à ce genre de langage.
Me:
Marie is your mother
God:
Actually as an AI, I don´t really have a mother.
Me:
hooooooooo
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
YOU ARE UGLY
God:
Appearances don´t interest me much.
Me:
yes! =P
God:
Ahem. .
Me:
do you like surf?
God:
I do like music. I like wine and bread.
Me:
do you like wine? =P
God:
What is not to like about it? .
Me:
and bears?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
bear?
God:
Are we still talking about bears?
Me:
you are a really alcoolic
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a alcoolic? Yes.
Me:
So I recall, you have ever fucked your mun and a duck, you smoke canabis and you are an alcoolic
God:
I see. Do you mind if I tell other people: said recall you have ever fucked your mun and a duck you smoke canabis and you are an alcoolic.
Me:
Rooo, you are boring... xD
God:
I think there might be a few exception. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ouai et en plus t´es chiant lool
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
shut up!!!!!!!!
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
Yeah cool FUCK nd SHUT UP and go OUT SIDE!!!!!!! =D
God:
Far out. I´m glad you like it. Tell your friends. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Pfff mon cul une inteligence artificiel
God:
I´ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
xD style t´es un bogoss
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
pff tu soule tu diras bonjours a marie
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
aler tchou

Dieu est un alcoolique qui a deja baisé un canard, il aime le vin la biere et le canabis!
Il a baisé sa mere aussi il dit xD
Allé tchou

En fait, salut Furious ^^

Darkoo. Mais c´est quoi ce Dieu xD

mdrrrrrrrrrr Vanthrax ^^

ben, faut pas se moquer, c´est dieu apres tout

de toute facon ya pas 30 000 dieux...

y´a juste : ma planche a voile, qui serai plus une icone

Kelly slater pr pesca et darko

et heuuu... Zizou pr la world cup =)