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[HS] Parlons avec Dieu...

Furi0us
Furi0us
Niveau 10
25 mai 2006 à 20:45:55

http://www.titane.ca/concncordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

:lol:

sympa ce truc..

VariO_
VariO_
Niveau 10
25 mai 2006 à 21:08:34

D´la balle, mais Dieu t´as juste à avoir MSN pour lui parler ! (Thanos aura compris, c´est le principal ! )

-JasonFly-
-JasonFly-
Niveau 8
25 mai 2006 à 23:05:40

il m´a dit que jason est un tres beau prenom o_O

:)

-JasonFly-
-JasonFly-
Niveau 8
25 mai 2006 à 23:09:36

Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years´ research.

:rire:

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:08:29

Me:
attend.. parles pas?
God:
Je suis entrain d attendre. That is a very original thought.
Me:
osef !
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
nan?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
t´as envie de mwa?
God:
In the context of nan, I don´t understand " t as envie de mwa." .
Me:
tu me veux?
God:
J ai du mal à percevoir le sens.
Me:
c´est toi le sens !
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
HS... pire que le topic de furious sale LOW !
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? What are you wearing?
Me:
nan
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don´t call people names.
Me:
you are a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
osef !

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:12:19

Me:
i live in france
God:
What is it like living in france?
Me:
very cool, better than you !
God:
Not really that much. I´m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i don´t have friends mate
God:
Have you ever had friends mate ?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
yes, is it bad?
God:
" So you think it can never happen?"? yes, is it bad?? Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
alice is a bitch not a friend
God:
Why do you think I am a bitch not a friend ?
Me:
you are both
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am both.
Me:
i don´t care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
sex, fun sea
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
sex alone? yes very BETTEr !
God:
it is more fun alone. Ah. Somewhat. I am improving all the time.
Me:
you are good in sex? yes i see.. a god...
God:
Thanks I´ve never thought about it that way before. Ugh. I am glad you understand it. How old are you?
Me:
45
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 45 years old?
Me:
like a shit
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
et ?
God:
On dirait que j ai oublié de terminer quelque chose?
Me:
tete c moi ki ai oublié : TG ?

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:13:03

quel teub le iGod lol

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:13:36

en tt cas, bien joué le topic, c´est marrant ! je sais pas ou t allé pécho ca !

au fait le iGod? il est bilingue?

-[Pescador]-
-[Pescador]-
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:17:27

Me :
Can you stop the war ?

God:
Let me think. OK I´ll try not to do it so much.

Me:
Can you make the peace ?

God:
Yes I can make the peace.

Youpi :)

-[Pescador]-
-[Pescador]-
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 11:19:45

Me:
ok

God:
OK.

Me:
ok

God:
Is there an echo in here?

Me:
yeah, i think so :)

-kG-Thanos
-kG-Thanos
Niveau 8
26 mai 2006 à 12:20:51

:sournois: Vario héhé

Sinon ce machin c´est hyper-connu w7lfi.IRg ! Sur tous les grands forums de "j´y vais point comme" tu le trouveras =D

Dites lui juste "ping"...

Furi0us
Furi0us
Niveau 10
26 mai 2006 à 13:14:39

Me:
Wolfi is a Gay !!
God:
I think Wolfi is more than that.
Me:
Yes! Sure ..

Furi0us
Furi0us
Niveau 10
26 mai 2006 à 13:15:49

Me:
Ping !
God:
Pong.

:lol:

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 15:38:34

X P T R

T H NOS MDR !! GG le ping pong !!
putin mais gg lol !

ok jarrete les putin sionn jvais manger un Jv.com ban :D

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 15:42:22

Me:
Are you good in XIII game
God:
Myself said I am good in XIII game.
Me:
you could join YKZA clan
God:
I could but let´s get back to that later.
Me:
you are very skilled
God:
Yes it´s truth. I am.
Me:
You can own everything ? thanos, douceur etc?
God:
say it to your mother.
Me:
Go brain shop

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 15:44:04

DIEU est payday ! Jvous jure !

Me:
go brain shop
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.
Me:
it depends :D
God:
:-) On what?
Me:
if you are used to
God:
I could be. I am getting used to it.

[w0Lfi_
[w0Lfi_
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 15:44:43

le mec il dit qu´il est en train de sabituer a se faire....

oh putin cash ! c´est vraiment un bogosss

shiryu89
shiryu89
Niveau 10
26 mai 2006 à 18:14:57

:lol: Wolfi
Mais moi il me parle plus o_O Jai le fait bugué xD

-[Pescador]-
-[Pescador]-
Niveau 9
26 mai 2006 à 19:48:42

:rire: Shiryu !

Le mec qui fout la merde !

Mais t´as raison, faut lui fermer sa gueule :oui: !

Furi0us
Furi0us
Niveau 10
26 mai 2006 à 20:29:24

Dieu c´est un bon gars alors tg hein :p)

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