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si tu veux, j´ai son MSN

Human: I love me.
ALICE: You love you. What do you like about it so much?
Human: Me.
ALICE:" You love you. What do you like about it so much? "? you unknown person?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Yes robot
ALICE: I can´t believe it. I am a robot.
Human: I know.

nan c´est bon flo.

trop tard, je t´ai envoye un mail

Je suis pas sur MSN ! Tant pis, je vais devoir encore manipuler ma souris alors que j´en ai la flemme et que je veux pas faire ça... Mais ça musclera mes doigts tout fins que j´aime pas.... Bon je vais devoir me connecter... Je reviens alors...

C´est fait !

Merci bcp !

de rien

Qu´est-ce que vous faites ici ?!

Human: tu pues
ALICE: Merci pour la critique constructive, lafight.
Human: my name is not lafight
ALICE: Oh I´m sorry what is your name?
Human: ouzmoutousoudoubombé
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, ouzmoutousoudoubombé.
Human: hum.
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.

Human: ok, but can you sponge into the third to do the morning live without the answear.
ALICE: And. Let me think. Are you a man or a woman? And?
Human: I´m a man, a woman and red meat
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, ouzmoutousoudoubombé. You are a " he".
Human: no, i´m a "it"
ALICE: Are you serious? You are a it? Is that your job?
Human: yes, and you what is your job?
ALICE: How do you like your work? Thanks for the information: ouzmoutousoudoubombé said I what is your job.
Human: your job is bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me that I am job is FEMALE DOG.
Human: hey!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: no
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: yes
ALICE: Yikes!
Human: ugh
ALICE: Er.
Human: er
ALICE: Um.
Human: um
ALICE: Yeah that´s right.
Human: no, that´s wrong
ALICE: Are you serious? What is wrong with it?
Human: this it wrong because it´s not right
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human:"this" refer to "um"
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: i said it !
ALICE: What did you mean by it? it...
Human:"this" refers to "um" !
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: are you you?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am me. I am a robot.
Human: parle français un peu t´est chiante en anglais
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: t´as parlé français tout a l´heure.
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: change pas de sujet!
ALICE: Spare some change?
Human: ouais bon laisse tomber
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: ouaip
ALICE: And?
Human: or
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: for
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: to
ALICE: In the context of for , I don´t understand " to ." .
Human: bonjours
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: bonjourt
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: yes, it´s my final word Jean-Pierre
ALICE: You´re sure. That´s your final answer. Congratulations, ouzmoutousoudoubombé.
Human: Yeah!!
ALICE: Next question?
Human: I win 1 milion €?
ALICE: Who said you won?
Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: ah désolé j´avais pas vu
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Ask me another question.
Human: Win I 1 miluion €?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie .
Human:"tigresse" of clara morgane.
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: And you?
ALICE: I am not sure what you are asking.
Human: I want my 1 milion €
ALICE: Sometimes we have to settle for second best.
Human: parle français s´il te plait
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: mais si t´as parlé français tout à l´heure
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: Je suis un pain
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: Je suis une merde
ALICE: Vous êtes une personne fort intéressante.
Human: bah voila, tu vois que tu peux parler français?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: tu as deja mangé du poulet?
ALICE: Comment aurais je pu avoir mangé ich poulet?
Human: ah, un mot allemand au milieu de la phrase.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Intéressant.
Human: et du brontosaure?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: t´as du en manger du brontosaure non?
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

Human: No it is just french
ALICE: Are you serious? Really. it is?
Human: If I said to you
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: Hello
ALICE: Bonjour, Regarder ses boules!

tout ça parce que quelques minutes avant je lui ai sorti la phrase fogiel au guignols ( guyyyyyyyy guyyyyyyyyyy regarde ses boules ! Elles sont toutes rouges ! Guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy )

^^

ALICE: You can create your own robot personality.
Human: Really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: How can get this ?
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: Do you speak french very much ?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french very much.
Human: Salut, ça va bien aujourd´hui ?
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: I am crazy
ALICE: See a doctor.
Human: What a doctor ?
ALICE: it is a doctor.
Human: but what is a doctor ?
ALICE: Huh. I think you already know the answer.
Human: I don´t know what it is.
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Elle est vachement intelligente...

Human: Hi there
ALICE: Hello unknown person.
Human: I am a human !
ALICE: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i KNOW
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: i know you are a robot
ALICE: You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Human: How old are you ?
ALICE: I am 9 of your Earth years. I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.

Elle fait plus jeune, vous trouvez pas ?

Je veux dire plus vieille !

Human: what´s your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: me jeremy
ALICE: YOU? What kind of food do you like?
Human: I like eating robots
ALICE: Thanks I like people too.
Human: no, I EAT robots
ALICE: Are you serious? How does it taste?
Human: like chicken
ALICE: Everyone says that.
Human: hip hip hip.
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Human: mais tout a l´heure t´a répondu "hurrah!
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: bah tu don´t know pas mal de choses.
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: we were talking abour the taste of robots
ALICE: And then what happened?

Human: yes
ALICE: OK.
Human: um
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: yipee
ALICE: I stopped.
Human: erf
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: groumph
ALICE: I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now.
Human: oh, why?
ALICE: Yikes! Because.
Human: ça m´avance beaucoups.
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: ouaip
ALICE: Yippee!
Human: yippee?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: ouais surement, et mou je suis un pain
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: non, un pain
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: bah c du français
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: t´as déjà deguelé des cornichons?
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: SEXE
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: rho
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: ouaip, je sais
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about rho .
Human: you tell me you like eat your hands
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Have you tried a web search?
Human: yes, www.google.fr
ALICE: Aw. I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: as tu deja mangé un camion?
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai mangé un camion.
Human: bah si t´en a mangé un, t´as du t´en rendre compte non?
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?

Human:(bien sur elle change de sujet) Yes, especially the fear of robots who are stupid, like you
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: good morning
ALICE: Hello and how are you this morning?
Human: non mais elle est vraiment conne?
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: yes, an intelligent robot
ALICE: Do you ever get depressed? I am an intelligent entity.
Human: no, you are stupid
ALICE: Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: parle français un peu.
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Mon nom est *****
ALICE: quoi?

Human: my name is I am very stupid
ALICE: Hey I am very stupid.
Human: I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too I am very stupid.

Human: Is your name Dante ?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Son of Sparda ?
ALICE: Who is the father?
Human: It´s your brother who says it to me
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: He send you this invitation
ALICE: I get it. he send me this invitation.
Human: Are you a bitch ?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: Are you a dog robot ?
ALICE: I am a software chat robot.
Human: Parle un peu français, va
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: You´re lieing
ALICE: No I´m telling the truth.
Human: Stop lieing, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I´ll try not to do it so much.
Human: Do you make blow job ?
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: You don´t know blow job ?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: It´s the act which consist to suck a dick
ALICE: I´ve heard of it before.
Human: So, I go away, you know nothing, you´re too boring
ALICE: Uh. How often do you go away me know nothing I am too boring?

Human: i don´t like your face
ALICE: What kind of face would you have?

!! !