Well gosh, I guess I became a doctor because, ever since I was a little boy, I just wanted to help people. I don´t...tell this story very often, but, I remember when I was seven years old, one time I found a bird that had fallen out of its nest. And so, I picked him up, and I brought him home, and I made him a house out of an empty shoebox, and--- [he begins laughing] Oh my God! [sighs to regain composure] I became a doctor for the same four reasons everybody does: Chicks, money, power, and chicks. But, since HMOs have made it virtually impossible to make any real money, which directly affects the number of chicks who come sniffing around -- and don´t ask me what tree they´re barkin´ up, ´cause they´re sure as hell not pissin´ on mine. And as far as power goes, well, here I am during my free time letting some thirteen-year-old psychology fellow who couldn´t cut it in real medicine ask me questions about my personal life. So, here´s the inside scoop, there, pumpkin: Why don´t you go ahead and tell me all about power.
Lut Aku^^