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Jerry, toi aussi tu as beaucoup de filles sur toi, sauf que toi tu en profites
Sinon mon meilleur ami a eu un 18, il est en fac de psycho, je l'ai aidé à faire son anglais, je vous poste notre texte c'est intéressant
"I was raised as a ninja apprentice in George Lucas Special College during the 1980s,
where I was distinguished in 1986 by Raspoutine himself as the one who would come with
him to Ukraine to help the population regulate its explosive production of pumpkins. There,
my fascination for Gorbatchev was revealed to me as a vocation and I devoted my days to
serving him, until it was taken away from me in a second revelation in 2003. Then I decided
to begin my career of engineer. My first invention was deshydrated water, but unhappily it
was a flop, as in 2004 the three tons I had already produced, along with the formula, fell out
of my gyrocopter and were rehydrated by the Indian Ocean, triggering a terrible tsunami. In
2007, my studies on neutrinos taught me how to time-travel and I came back in the 1950's to
see if I could date Marylin Monroe. I became one of the first professionnal neurosurgeons for
extra-terrestrial beings, as later depicted in the Monty Python short documentary "Gumby -
The Brain Specialist". Upon her suicide and because of the difficulties I had to make a living
out of my surgery, I came back into the year 2011 to study humanity-- oh yes, I forgot to
mention it. I was born in the planet Ogo, Microsoft Galaxy."
