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Mno frère m´a montré un truc énorme :
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris/Facts
C´est plein de petites phrases débiles sur chuck norris, en anglais malheuresement, qui montrent que chuck norris is our master
Par exemple le top 10
1. Before Chuck Norris visited them, they were called "The Virgin Islands" Now, they´re just "The Islands"
2. Chuck Norris does not "teabag" the ladies. He "Potato-Sacks" them.
3. Most people fear the Reaper. The reaper fears Chuck Norris.
4. Most Anti-Bacterials claim to kill 99.9% of all germs. Chuck Norris kills 110% of whatever the heck he wants.
5. Chuck Norris doesn´t read playboy.
6. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell, "What the fuck was that!?"
7. When Chuck Norris was a teen, he had sex with every nun in a small convent in Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated champions in NFL history.
8. Chuck Norris is 9/8 Cherokee, not by ancestry, but because he once ate a Native American.
9. Chuck Norris has the kidney of a moose. He keeps it in a large fridge.
10. Chuck Norris isn´t hung like a Horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris is so cool he has 11 facts in his top ten
Ou des phrases marrantes qu´on trouve dans les grandes listes par exemple :
Chuck Norris is true for all values of x.
Chuck Norris doesn´t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris often donates blood. Other people´s blood.