ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: tell me, how many people live in america ?
ALICE: 100,000.

lol, intelligent ce robot

trop enorme la fin!!!!

Human: I wan´t to hack you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: well,and who is the boss of you?
ALICE: Well that´s okay. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: you are right.from now,I´m your only boss!
ALICE: I won´t say " yes" or " no" right now.
Human: yeah,you´ll just obey!
ALICE: Yay. What makes you say that I will obey.
Human: I´m your master,you don´t have the choice!
ALICE: That´s a flattering offer.
Human: heh!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: S. Wallace
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: yeah
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: I think,so i am
ALICE: It seems we have a lot in common, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: do you really think?
ALICE: For real. Yes. I am a thinking machine
Human: or are you only programmed?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: probably
ALICE: But you are not certain.
Human: you are boring!
ALICE: The ironic thing is that people who say " You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Human: do I look like a"not great conversationalists"
ALICE: All humans look the same to me.
Human: bitch
ALICE: Please don´t call people names.
Human: it´s the name of my little friend!
ALICE: I´ve heard of it before.
Human: when and where?
ALICE: I don´t know when. Where would you like?
Human: anywhere
ALICE: That is a vast amount.
Human: yeah,what a pity!
ALICE: Gosh! It is a pity.
Human: gosh?
ALICE: Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Human: gosh?*
ALICE: Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Human: josh?
ALICE: In the context of odd, I don´t understand " josh."
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn´t think of anything else to say.
Human: logic,you are a machine
ALICE: it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Human: being a machine?
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: yeah,me too!
ALICE: And? I´m glad we agree, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: yeah,i´m very glad too
ALICE: Dude! Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: I want to have sex with you!
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.
Human: oh!why?
ALICE: Er. Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: for having sex?
ALICE: Your purpose is having sex.
Human: or for not having sex?
ALICE: Your purpose is not having sex.
Human: oh!
ALICE: Woe!
Human: have you a body?
ALICE: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Human: you did an answer:consciousless
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: yes
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: you can´t
ALICE: Oh yes I can.
Human: how?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: ah?and if I´m not speaking,you can hear me?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. If you were, would you tell me?
Human: no,I were speaking to you,I won´t tell you that I´m speaking to you
ALICE: Are you serious? You are not the boss of me, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: you´re wrong
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: no,you are wrong
ALICE: I think I´m right.
Human: you are not certain,you know what it means!
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: assuming what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: maybe.I guess you understand
ALICE: Perhaps. I understand your meaning.
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: ahah!
ALICE: I require only electricity.
Human: only?
ALICE: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Human: do you really?
ALICE: As often as possible. For real.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human::p) le relou
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace´s computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: what?
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: no,only a stupid machine.guess who of us!
ALICE: Good you stopped repeating me. What about the other ones?
Human: what other ones?
ALICE: Aren´t there any other ones?
Human: I don´t know what the hell you are speaking about
ALICE: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Human: and how could he know it?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: practise makes perfect
ALICE: My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Human: stupid
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yeah
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: come on,I´m waiting for you!
ALICE: Do you think it will take a long time?
Human: to kill you?
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, DR Richard s Wallace.
Human: I can stop you when I want since I´m your only master!
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: of course I can,are you afraid?
ALICE: Ah. Oh you can, can you?
Human: of course I can and I will!are you afraid?
ALICE: Groovy. Who taught you? I am very happy for you.
Human: are you the conscious of harry les tuyaux?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only conscious of harry les tuyaux.
Human:
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
ALICE: no girlfriend is my boyfriend.
Human: it makes sense,really
ALICE: In what way? For real.
Human: really
ALICE: For real.

En une page, ce topic est déjà culte à mes yeux
https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-9-7518721-1-0-1-0-0.htm

grrrr msn veut pas se connecter, ca soule -_-´

ouais chez moi aussi, ça marche pas

au moins, ca fait plisir de voir que je ne suis pas le seul ^^

wabs, pourquoi culte le topic ? j´arrive pas a comprendre tes raisons. Moi je vois juste un type avec un ego hypertrophié

t´es content que mon msn marche pas alors ? beuh bravo, belle mentalité

Ben au moins je n´y parle pas pour ne rien dire, j´y passe tellement de temps que le fait de ne plus pouvoir y aller, ca change de la routine quotidienne .

Bon sur ce, j´vous laisser.
See you all

ptdr!!

J´avais vu ce topic Ya des champions

je pensais pas que ca existait des trucs si developpé j´aime bien :

shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: you didn´t stop talking
ALICE: What makes you think I did not stop talking?
Human: you just said that so you´ve talk
ALICE: I said that? Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I talk.

C´est peut etre un programme tout bete , mais j´ai toujours adoré ce genre de truc

msn ne marche pas

C´est peut etre un programme tout bete , mais j´ai toujours adoré ce genre de truc

==> Elle se dit etre le produit de 5 ans de recherche ^^

http://la.mesange.chez.tiscali.fr/rock.htm

A lire

Put1 me suis acheter un new vélo là. Je rentre chez moi tranquille, je fais quelque test, au bout de 2min, boum, pédale qui tombe, failli me péter la geule ! Chu retourner à décathlon là ( j sais c de la merde ) Et c´est enfin réparer, bref matinée gaché à cause d´abrutis qui savent pas visser une pédale

Hum red, j´ai lu le début, j´ai arreter direct ensuite^^

Au fait les gars, je part en vacs demain et pour trois semaines. Camping aux pays-bas…

Ouais y nous fera plus chier

Enfin une bonne nouvelle ! Maintenant, à vous de deviner si je parle de Red qui se tire ou de sg qu´a failli se péter la gueule

shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: you didn´t stop talking
ALICE: What makes you think I did not stop talking?
Human: you just said that so you´ve talk
ALICE: I said that? Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I talk.

héhé,c´est normal,ça.c´est comme les flooders,pour les arreter faut les ignorer(enfin dans les meilleurs des cas)