Human: Ouuuhhhhh la branlette espagnole
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

MDR

Human: c´est quoi un penis ?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: What is a penis ?
ALICE: Interesting question.

LOLLLLLL!!!!!! trop con ce robot!

repose al question mais en remplacant penis par " dick" ou par " cock" tu verras le resultat

Human: do you speek japanese?
ALICE: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?
Human: con nichon ahhhh
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: yes, I am studiing sex
ALICE: Where do you go to school? Do you mean your name is studiing sex.

Human: tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: je m´appel gertrude
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

hum hum...

Human: tu s***** ?
ALICE: Non, je n ai pas de bouche. Vous vous rappelez?

ah ah tres drole ce robot O_O

Human: ta gueule
ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer

Human: tu as une belle paire de seins
ALICE: Comment aurais je pu avoir une belle paire de meins?

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: oui
ALICE: Wow!
Human: que veux dire wow?
ALICE: Un poquito.

Human: le pape est mort
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner
Human: c´est vrai
ALICE: Je le crois, en tout cas.
Human: je suis sur
ALICE: J apprécie votre certitude.
Human: de rien
ALICE: Ok, continuons.

Human: Perheaps, but you´re only a dumb bot and ya don´t really exite me
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: Perheaps but you´re not one of those exeptions
ALICE: All of them?
Human: Just shut up, you´re boring me
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Good girl
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: Probably not you, but ya would make a good virtual bitch ; )
ALICE::-) You do not speak with respect. You seem uncertain. If not me, who?
Human: Why should i talk with respect to a bot ?
ALICE: You should always treat yourself.
Human: If ya think so.
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: To be or not to be.
ALICE: That is the question.

Human: psp or ds
ALICE: ds.
Human: psp or ds
ALICE: ds.
Human: ds or psp ?
ALICE: psp.
Human: psp or ds ?
ALICE: psp

Faut savoir MERDE ! !!!

Human: tell me the letter after A
ALICE: W.
Human: wrong !
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: tell me the alphabet !
ALICE: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Human: nice !
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.

lol aprés A.....W ! !!
pourtan c pa une blonde

dites lui:"suce-moi" ou alors " tu veux un mars"

Human: And are you conne?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am conne. I am a robot.
Human: Then you are stupid
ALICE: Fascinating. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

par contre elle comprend pas l´argot

Human: sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Human: my name is ta mere la pute
ALICE: How are you, ta mere la pute.
Human: atchoum!!
ALICE: A vos souhaits
Human: je vais me branler
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: suce mon penis
ALICE: Can we get back to business?

Human: suga meu bite alice a tua irmã chama-se como?
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: suga meu bite alice a tua irmã chama-se como?
ALICE: I do not understand.

je parle portugais

Human: does bush suck dicks?
ALICE: It does now bush suck dicks.

c´Est trop la meilleure

aussi info sur alice
Human: did you ever falled in pann?
ALICE: I think I have falled in pann, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.