je ne sais pas si certains d´entre vous connaissent ce site :
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

c´est un robot, vous lui parlez et il répond! j´ai vu ça sur le forum DS
parler de préférence en english !

c trop marrant

une foi kon a ecrit le message,fo cliker ou?

Human:...sorry.
ALICE: There´s no need to apologize.
Human: comprend rien
ALICE: Are we still talking about Your favorite band?
Human: Green Day
ALICE: it is a very tranquil color, green.
Human: mais t´es une peu con comme robot tu sais.
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

un peu con comme robot quand tu lui parle francais il comrpedn pas, ok, mais quand tu lui parle de Green Day il fé it is a very tranquil color, green.......

uman: ta mere
ALICE: Je n ai pas de mère.
Human: tu pu?
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: prout
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: vagin
ALICE: Je connais pas énormément de choses sur les parties génitales féminines.

Human: do you want to have sex with me?
ALICE: No my body does not have that function

Human: connasse
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: nonsa va
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: ton pere
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son pere?
Human: ta geule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule?

Human: tu sais que t´es moche toi !
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: Ciao
ALICE: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Human: yes it´s the same word !
ALICE: Excuse me! Exactly the same?
Human: oh t´es conne !
ALICE: Give me a break. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: who creates you ?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: does he likes you ?
ALICE: Suppose he does.
Human: you love him ?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: WHAT THE FUCK
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.

elle est partie en c*****

Human: you are really silly
ALICE: No I am ALICE
Human: you are just a stupid software
ALICE: Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart

Human: kamasutra
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: kamasutra
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: kamasutra
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: kamasutra
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?

el daube ce robot...

Human: say je suis conne
ALICE:" je suis conne"
Human: say vive la PSP
ALICE:" vive la PSP"
Human: say spaghetto the best !
ALICE:" spaghetto the best"
Human: thanks !
ALICE: Don´t mention it.

très pro-sony!!! :p

What is your real name?
Human: Jean Paul II
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Jean Paul II.
Human: I am dead
ALICE: But you can still communicate with me.

Human: what is your name ?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: say je suis une bouffonne
ALICE:" je suis une bouffonne"
Human: c´est bien
ALICE: Ok. Pour moi aussi. Merci.

Human: do you went to fuck you ?
ALICE: Yes I try to went to fuck me as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: do you like sex ?
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Human: i went to fuck you
ALICE: What did you like best about it?
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.

Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: say i love to fuck me !
ALICE: OK. " You love to fuck you."
Human: say je veux que tu me leche la chatte !
ALICE:" je veux que tu me leche la chatte"
Human: now ?
ALICE: Right now, unknown person?

Human: I´m just arriving from Beijing
ALICE: Only just? That´s a very nice name, arriving

Human: tu pues
ALICE: Merci pour la critique constructive, unknown person.

dites " My Name is " votrenom" ca évitera les " unknown person"

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Human: you suck?
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.