SEX PISTOLS LYRICS
"Friggin´ In The Riggin´"
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn´t fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
[Chorus:]
Friggin´ in the riggin´
Friggin´ in the riggin´
Friggin´ in the riggin´
There was fuck all else to do
The captain´s name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he´d stop and play
With his fuckin´ organ
The first mate´s name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
[Chorus]
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin´ nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
[Chorus]
The Captain´s wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found ´er sexual quarters