Me:
Why the earth?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
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Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
what size of boobs?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
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Me:
what if god was one of us?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
just a stranger in the bus
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
try to make his way at home
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Me:
give me money
God:
Where do you usually get MONEY from?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
I smell it
God:
Er. You don´t know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you don´t say thar yesterday night
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Me:
I want to meet jennifer connely
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
in faculty
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.