- Hit me as hard as you can
- What ??
- HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN
- Let me tell you about tyler Durden
Tyler Was a night Person
While the rest of us slept , he worked
he had on part time job as projectionist
A movie doesnt come all on one bog reel , it comes on a few
Someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment
That on reel ends and the next one begins-you can see little dots come into the upper right corner of the screens
-In the industry , we call them cigaret burns
-Thats the cue for changeover
-He flips the projectors , movie keeps going and the audience has no idea
-Why would anyone want this shit job ?
-Because it affors him interestong oppurtinities
-Like splicin a frame of pornography into famyly films
-So when the snooty cat and the courageaous dog with the celebrity voice
-Thats when u´ll catch a flash of tyler´s contribution to the film
-Nobody Knows but thez sax it but thez did
-Nice , Big Cock 
-Even a hummingbird couldnt catch tyler at work
-Tyler also work sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious pressman hotel
He as the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry
-Do not watch , i cannot not go if you watch
-Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque , he farted on merringues , he sneezed on the "endiv brisé" and as for the cream od mushroom soup....
-Go ahead Tell them
-.....you get the idea