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mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:54:31

Les Choristes ?

Hojo_
Hojo_
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:55:24

Merde c´était Troy, je l´ai vu en plus :snif:

Scarface2702
Scarface2702
Niveau 6
31 mars 2005 à 21:55:38

Bonne réponse de Predtor. :)

Predtor
Predtor
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:56:10

:merci: c pas ma faute si je suis un dieu je suis né comme sa :rire2:

Predtor
Predtor
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:56:44

fak la c moi qui lance une replique c sa

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:56:52

predtor va nous poster une replique en québecois, toute le monde va etre a l´ouest :lol: ( c vrai en plus, la France est a l´ouest du canada :( )

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:57:51

oula j´viens de dire une de ces conneries on est a l´est!!!

Je suis comme Ryoga de ranma 1/2 :(

Scarface2702
Scarface2702
Niveau 6
31 mars 2005 à 21:58:05

:lol: Predtor, pas trop la grosse tête ? :rire:

Scarface2702
Scarface2702
Niveau 6
31 mars 2005 à 21:59:38

mayxbox
Posté le 31 mars 2005 à 21:57:51
oula j´viens de dire une de ces conneries on est a l´est!!!

> Pas forcement, ca depend dans quel sens tu part :lol: Est Ouest, c´est pareil :)

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:59:41

Les invasions barbares ? :anticipation:

Predtor
Predtor
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 21:59:53

COCCOTTI
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I´m a Sicilian. And my
old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from
growin´ up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen
different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has
seventeen pantomimes. A woman´s got twenty, but a guy´s got seventeen. And
if you know ´em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to
hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don´t wanna
show me nothin´. But you´re tellin´ me everything. Now I know you know
where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won´t walk away
from.

The awful pain in Cliff´s hand is being replaced by the awful pain in his heart. He looks deep into Coccotti´s eyes.

CLIFF
Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?

COCCOTTI
Sure.

Coccotti leans over and hands him a smoke.

CLIFF
Got a match?

Cliff reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.

CLIFF
Oh, don´t bother. I got one.
( he lights the cigarette)
So you´re a Sicilian, huh?

COCCOTTI
( intensly)
Uh-huh.

CLIFF
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I
find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don´t know if you know this or not,
Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

All the men stop what they were doing and look at Cliff, except for Tooth-pic Vic who doesn´t speak English and so isn´t insulted. Coccotti can´t believe what he´s hearing.

COCCOTTI
Come again?

CLIFF
It´s a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin´ through their hearts. If
you don´t believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years
ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then,
Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But,
once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so
much fuckin´ with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever,
from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it
absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later,
Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I´m just quotin´ history. It´s a
fact. It´s written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great,
great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid.
That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin´?

Coccotti looks at him for a moment then jumps up, whips out an automatic, grabs hold of Cliff´s hair, puts the barrel to his temple, and pumps three bullets through Cliff´s head.

He pushes the body violently aside. Coccotti pauses. Unable to express his feelings and frustrated by the blood in his hands, he simply drops his weapon, and turns to his men.

COCCOTTI
I haven´t killed anybody since 1984

c facile

Hojo_
Hojo_
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:00:05

mayxbox> Oui Ryoga, j´adore. J´aimerai être comme lui pour dormir avec Akane :hap:

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:00:45

ouais c vrai mais sur une carte du monde on est bien a l´est :snif:

Mais merci quand meme de me soutenir dans ce moment de solitude :snif:

Predtor
Predtor
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:01:08

Mayxbobx tu vas la fermer ta putin de geule de merde de francais :rire2:

Hojo_
Hojo_
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:01:35

Il était une fois en Amérique :(

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:03:24

Je préfèrais etre le vieux vicelard, j´aurais une collection de petite cullotes encore plus belle que celle de Kyo :ange:

Predtor > :honte:

Predtor
Predtor
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:05:12

nan . . nan . . nan

mayxbox
mayxbox
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:05:13

predtor > va te faire cuire un pankake boulet :hap:

Hojo_
Hojo_
Niveau 10
31 mars 2005 à 22:05:14

oui mais, il est tout mignon le petit cochon :hap:

Scarface2702
Scarface2702
Niveau 6
31 mars 2005 à 22:05:22

Predtor on a dit une réplique, pas une conversation :lol: :lol: :lol:

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