oh 666 je t´aime ! ooooooh

s´il te plaiiiit peux tu finiiiiiir je ferais tout ce que tu voudras

Après les kiwis c´est pas "the bread" mais "the brie" (le fromage français, ils ont pas de nom anglais pour traduire nos fromages alors ils les reprennent ).

ca donne ça pour le debut alros :

There´s the grape, I shall eat every one. Grape, by grape, by grape, every single grape on the plate. Then I go to the oranges, there are five oranges. No, there are six. They´re being hidden by the grapes. Then I´ll eat every grape. And then there is the kiwis. There is only four kiwis because they´re so precious. It´s a fruit you don´t find everywhere. Then I go to the bread. The bread, there is three slices. Half of which I´ve eaten one. And then I go to the bread. And the bread, this is the soft bread, this is the malleable(?) toast. And this is the sweet bread.

Vous êtes sur que y a un mot entre malleable et bread, ou brie, (les avis sont partagés ) ?

Oui desole c´est le brie en premier, puis le "bread"

ca donne quoi alors

je suis prêt a faire tout ce que vous voulez

Je fais la fin, allez, c´est bien parce que j´ai pas envie de bosser et que j´ai besoin d´une excuse :

"But I don´t like Pepsi, I drink Coke. And there is ice, ice, ice for everyone ! You don´t find ice in Holland. I love my ice. Then I´ll drink the beer. But no, I´ll share the beer, and I´ll share the wine. Do you like to have a glass of wine ?
- I would like to have your wine.
- All the potato chips. I will eat the chips. There are three flavours. I´ll eat some all. And that brick of juice, would you like some ?
- Your juice is doing something for me, I wanna shake the juice ´til it´s burts ! Oh yes ! I love your juice ! I love your juice !

Je vous laisse deviner la subtile métaphore...

merciiiiiiiiiii je t´aime !!

donc ca fait

There´s the grape, I shall eat every one. Grape, by grape, by grape, every single grape on the plate. Then I go to the oranges, there are five oranges. No, there are six. They´re being hidden by the grapes. Then I´ll eat every grape. And then there is the kiwis. There is only four kiwis because they´re so precious. It´s a fruit you don´t find everywhere. Then I go to the bread. The bread, there is three slices. Half of which I´ve eaten one. And then I go to the bread. And the bread, this is the soft bread, this is the malleable(?) toast. And this is the sweet bread.

"But I don´t like Pepsi, I drink Coke. And there is ice, ice, ice for everyone ! You don´t find ice in Holland. I love my ice. Then I´ll drink the beer. But no, I´ll share the beer, and I´ll share the wine. Do you like to have a glass of wine ?
- I would like to have your wine.
- All the potato chips. I will eat the chips. There are three flavours. I´ll eat some all. And that brick of juice, would you like some ?
- Your juice is doing something for me, I wanna shake the juice ´til it´s burts ! Oh yes ! I love your juice ! I love your juice !

c´est ca ?? ?

Manque un bout au milieu, mince.

mais je comprends pas quand vous parlez de brie au lieu de bread

Pas facile le milieu, il cite une marque je crois :

Then I shall (?) drink every Spa (un mot que je comprends pas) on this table, not only that but the Royal Club Lite.

tu es vachement doué en anglais

Parce qu´il parle du brie qu´il y a sur la table, et après il parle du pain, ça donne ça :

There´s the grape, I shall eat every one. Grape, by grape, by grape, every single grape on the plate. Then I go to the oranges, there are five oranges. No, there are six. They´re being hidden by the grapes. Then I´ll eat every grape. And then there is the kiwis. There is only four kiwis because they´re so precious. It´s a fruit you don´t find everywhere. Then I go to the brie. The brie, there is three slices. Half of which I´ve eaten one. And then I go to the bread. And the bread, this is the soft bread, this is the malleable (marmelade peut-être ?) toast. And this is the wheat bread (pain complet). Then I shall (?) drink every Spa (un mot que je comprends pas) on this table, not only that but the Royal Club Lite. But I don´t like Pepsi, I drink Coke. And there is ice, ice, ice for everyone ! You don´t find ice in Holland. I love my ice. Then I´ll drink the beer. But no, I´ll share the beer, and I´ll share the wine. Do you like to have a glass of wine ?
- I would like to have your wine.
- All the potato chips. I will eat the chips. There are three flavours. I´ll eat some all. And that brick of juice, would you like some ?
- Your juice is doing something for me, I wanna shake the juice ´til it´s burts ! Oh yes ! I love your juice ! I love your juice !

Bah c´est pas très compliqué au niveau du vacabulaire, le plus dur c´est de comprendre ce qu´il baragouine...

je t´aime !! !!! que puis je faire pour toi ? je suis ton serviteur !

Dis moi pourquoi tu voulais ça, ça assouvira ma curiosité (et puis tout le mérite me reviens pas, j´ai traduis que la fin...).

Enfin c´est même pas de la traduction, c´est de la retranscription...

Melba toast !! C´est un toast très mince (dixit mon dico). Bon reste plus que le mot après Spa...

ah c´est box of juice, pas brick...

There´s the grape, I shall eat every one. Grape, by grape, by grape, every single grape on the plate. Then I go to the oranges, there are five oranges. No, there are six. They´re being hidden by the grapes. Then I´ll eat every grape. And then there is the kiwis. There is only four kiwis because they´re so precious. It´s a fruit you don´t find everywhere. Then I go to the brie. The brie, there is three slices. Half of which I´ve eaten one. And then I go to the bread. And the bread, this is the soft bread, this is the melba toast. And this is the wheat bread. Then I shall drink every Spa (mot inconnu) on this table, not only that but the Royal Club Lite. But I don´t like Pepsi, I drink Coke. And there is ice, ice, ice for everyone ! You don´t find ice in Holland. I love my ice. Then I´ll drink the beer. But no, I´ll share the beer, and I´ll share the wine. Do you like to have a glass of wine ?
- I would like to have your wine.
- All the potato chips. I will eat the chips. There are three flavours. I´ll eat some all. And the box of juice, would you like some ?
- Your juice is doing something for me, I wanna shake the juice ´til it´s burts ! Oh yes ! I love your juice ! I love your juice !

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