Ah d'accord je pige mieux.
"DEAR GOD THIS ALBUM IS A HUGE PILE OF ASS BOILED IN ASS-WATER THEN SMOTHERED IN ASS-SAUCE.
It honestly sounds like if a bunch of hardcore metal dudebros (the kind who listen to DISTURBED and FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH HELL YEAH BRO) got smashed one day on Smirnoff Ices and decided to get their $50 Ibanez replica guitars and proceeded to attempt to play them as clumsily as possible.
Seriously, I’m not one to be super nit-picky about production, but the guitar tone LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE JUST SAT THERE FARTING INTO THE SOUND SYSTEM. I mean, I guess i have to give the guitarist SOME credit. At least he can come up with riffs that sound interesting…until he plays them the second time. By then, it’s just exhausting.
This was 30 minutes of torture.
Don’t even get me started on the vocalist. He sounds like a zombie with throat cancer.
GRRRUUHHHHHH
GRRAAHHHGUUHHHH
GRRRRROOAOAAARRR
EUUUUGHGRRHHH
EEEWWWEEEEEUHGURHGR"
J'adore les expressions anglaises.