A teacher asks her class if Manchester United is their favorite team. Everyone says yes except for Little Jimmy.
"What's your favorite football team Jimmy?" Jimmy says, Liverpool".
The teacher asks, "Well why is that?" Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Liverpool fan, my mom is a Liverpool fan, I guess that makes me a Liverpool fan."
The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?" Little Jimmy replies, "Well, that would make me a Manchester United fan."
