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~~[°Club de Strip-Tease°]~~

khorosif
khorosif
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:13:59

tite_jess_03 Posté le 06 juillet 2006 à 14:09:37 Kho la ferme !

:d) Nan mais c´est vrai quand tu ronfle on dirait un camion ! :peur:

:rire:
Je plaisante ! ^^

tite_jess_03
tite_jess_03
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:14:20

marine :d) bah c´est que avant on s´engueueler en faites :o)) tu veux qu´on soit copines :rire: :rire:

khorosif
khorosif
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:14:22

Ca c´est de la blague. :peur:

Shadow-Hunter
Shadow-Hunter
Niveau 7
06 juillet 2006 à 14:16:11

qanondorf :d) non j pas vu ta question tu peu la redire stp

jess :d) sa va bien alors y´a eut des client pendant mon absence :sournois:

leonheart_05
leonheart_05
Niveau 8
06 juillet 2006 à 14:16:48

s´est tellement qu´il s´imagine eminem et nate dogg devant lui entrain de chanter:

Woo!
Shady, Aftermath,
There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin´ that pole
The way she´s grindin that pole
I think I´m losing control

[ Verse 1 ] [ Eminem ]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuuucccked up
Hit the strip club don´t forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink,throwup
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Goin´still got a few chunks on them shoestring showin
I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this b*t*h gyrated
Them hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

[ Verse 2 ] [ Nate Dogg ]

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn´t believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I´ve been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen ´em drop
If I ain´t got a weapon I´ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo´ ass I´m gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass off the wall with your two left feet
It´s real easy just follow the beat
Don´t let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

[ Verse 3 ] [ Nate Dogg ]

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let´s get it started (Go ´head shake your butt)
I´m lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strip
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I´m lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up
Now,

[ Chorus ] [ Nate Dogg ]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
ohhh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[ Verse 4 ] [ Eminem ]

I´m a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinise´
Swish but don´t spit it, swallow and I´ll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d´s
Pop a little champagne and a couple E´s
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna gunna have a party

[ Verse 5 ] [ Nate Dogg ]

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let´s get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I´m lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol suck
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can´t but she won´t say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a SLUT, would you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[ Bridge ] [ Eminem ]

Now I hope you don´t get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a SLUT, hope you don´t mind
I told him how you like it from behind

[ Chorus ] [ Nate Dogg ]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

We bout´ to have a party (turn the music up)
Let´s get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I´m lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strip
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I´m lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up

[ Outro ] [ Eminem ]

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she´s grindin that pole
I think I´m losing control

God, there´s one

I ain´t leavin´ without you bitch

Coming Home With Me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

Haha, Nate Dogg!!!!!!

quarantdouz
quarantdouz
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:18:22

jess :d) oui je sais :o)) mais bon cette période est passé donc ca ne sert plus a rien :hap:

qanondorf
qanondorf
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:18:22

shadow :d) esske ta besoin d´un DJ?si oui esske jepe l etre?

Shadow-Hunter
Shadow-Hunter
Niveau 7
06 juillet 2006 à 14:20:40

:qanondorf: un dj :hum: bah c pas la discotheque c quand un club de strip-tease mais bon si tu veu tu peu mettre de la zik mais j´appelle pas tro sa un dj car c pas un boite de nuit :)

qanondorf
qanondorf
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:21:09

stu ve c pareil

gnarky
gnarky
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:21:23

:hello: marine :o))

khorosif
khorosif
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:21:37

Tu répond pas Jess ? :peur:
Fait pas la geule ! :hap:

khorosif
khorosif
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:22:09

Salut Gnary ! Où re ! ^^

quarantdouz
quarantdouz
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:22:22

gnarky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hap: ca va?

tite_jess_03
tite_jess_03
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:22:48

Kho :d) et toi tu bande comme un poisson :hap:

shadow :d) ouais gt seule ce matin :hum:

marine :d) :ok:

leonheart_05
leonheart_05
Niveau 8
06 juillet 2006 à 14:23:03

puis, s´imagine rihanna en face de lui en sous-vêtement :bave: :bave: , rihanna chante:

Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like something real

[Verse 1]
I´m obessive when just one thought of you comes up
I´m agressive just one thought of closing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
Da very moment gone you know I miss you
I´m the question an you of course the answer
Just hold me close boy cause I´m your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, heads are mistaken
But I can´t control myself got me calling out for help

[Chorus (2x)]
S.O.S. please someone help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can´t take it see it don´t feel right

[Bridge]
This time please someone come and rescue me
Cause you or my mind got me losing it
I´m lost you got me lookin for the rest of me (just testing me) but still I´m losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me cause you or my mind got me losing it
I´m lost you got me looking for the rest of me, got the best of me, so now I´m losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my insanity
Yes its a lesson and its based on my vanity
My tummy´s up in knots sone as I see you I get so hot
Common sense if out the door can´t seem to find a lot
Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
Take me I´ma put desire in your arms tonight
I´m out with you, ya got me head over heels
Boy you got me hanging on by the way you make me feel

[Chorus (1x)]

[Bridge]

Boy you know you got me feeling open
And boy your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I´m feeling you, you got me open
I don´t know what to do its true
I´m going crazy over you I´m begging

[Chorus (1x)]

[Bridge (2x)]

[Outro]
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala oh oh

gnarky
gnarky
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:23:05

wép cha va :)

gnarky
gnarky
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:25:04

marine ----> ecoute si il te plai le pseudo garde le :o))

gnarky
gnarky
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:25:35

bon moi ze vais jouer les coupain :-)

gnarky
gnarky
Niveau 10
06 juillet 2006 à 14:26:05

byouuuu !! !!!!!!

Shadow-Hunter
Shadow-Hunter
Niveau 7
06 juillet 2006 à 14:26:35

bon jess si tu te sent seul sa te dirait de me faire un strip en priver :cool:

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