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Becks93
Becks93
Niveau 10
17 octobre 2003 à 16:53:05

Sauron007 Posté le 17 octobre 2003 à 16:50:54
ce sont mes secrets ; )
pis moi c pas des conneries c dl´a délinquance^^

Ouais genre arraché le sac des veilles enfin des trucs comme sa puis aussi martiriser les eleves ki veulent pas donner leur Gouter a 16h ou ki veule pas te donner leur Spaghettis bolognaise a 12h ou ki veulent pas donner les réponses sur un controle

Sauron007
Sauron007
Niveau 10
17 octobre 2003 à 16:54:53

Bien sur beurk^^ chuis pas en primaire et chuis pas un voleur crétin^^

Becks93
Becks93
Niveau 10
17 octobre 2003 à 16:58:50

Sauron007 Posté le 17 octobre 2003 à 16:54:53
Bien sur beurk^^ chuis pas en primaire et chuis pas un voleur crétin^^

Ca c´est toujours ce kon
dit...............................................
.......................^^

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
18 octobre 2003 à 12:48:34

sautron il est nul

Sauron007
Sauron007
Niveau 10
18 octobre 2003 à 13:03:45

N´est-ce pas Beurk ; ) Je te renvoi le compliment ; )

koutchikoutcha
koutchikoutcha
Niveau 10
18 octobre 2003 à 13:13:54

moi je mis le feu a un arbre

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 11:01:18

voila notre gagnant du moment ^^
l homme assez con pur bruler un arbre^^

un-de-plus
un-de-plus
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 11:06:38

lol

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 11:08:01

quoiquemoi j ai fais bruler une foret ^^
mais je suis hors concours^^
surtout si on compte celle du champt de chevaux^^

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 11:13:00

il traverse tout l univers aussi vite que la lumiere qui estt il d ou vient il
formidable robot des temps nouvot
il jaillit du fond d"e la merre il bondit jusqua jupiter
qui est t il d ou vient il se terrible geant des nouveaux temps
c est goldorak le grand

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 11:17:14

autrement qui d autre a des belles conneries??
et kevin je sens que tu doit en avoir de bonnes^^

un-de-plus
un-de-plus
Niveau 10
27 octobre 2003 à 12:36:32

je pense mais je lai ai pas en tete^^

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:40:17

moi j ai eu ajrd
urine dans les sapins de l ecole
est ce un moyen de les faires pousser ?

fin c un educateur qui m a mit ca et j ai du faire signer par mes parents . ..

Djidan5
Djidan5
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:43:32

pff mooi je sais pas ! !!

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:45:50

connerie num 1
mettre un feu a iun arbre
( c est vrai faut etre sacrement bete pour faire ca ^^)

Djidan5
Djidan5
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:47:33

nathan t´as fait fort ^^

nathan008
nathan008
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:49:12

c pas moi moi je peut pas etre ds les reccords . ..
si ct pas moi qui aurais juge j aurais ete ds les premiers regarde mes conneries ds les premierzs pages

Djidan5
Djidan5
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:51:17

++

Djidan5
Djidan5
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 21:52:19

ouais je suis aller voir les premiere page !

Sauron007
Sauron007
Niveau 10
12 novembre 2003 à 22:01:18

J´EN AI MARRE

Good Day Sir,

With warm heart I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally.

However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity and from a family with high moral respect. My name is Pedro Kundi, the first son of Mapele Kundi, one of the most popular black farmers from Zimbabwe, murdered in the land dispute in my country.

As led by my instict, My mother and I decided to contact you through email, after searching for contacts via the International business/peoples directory, as it is the only means I can contact anybody since I am cutting off ties with Zimbabwe for security and safety reasons. However, I apologize if this is not acceptable to you.

The purpose of this letter is to seek your most needed assistance in a business venture. Due to the land and political problems in Zimbabwe, as a result of President Robert Mugabe´s introduction of new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and the few rich black farmers of which my father was one of the few black, and his desire to hold on to power for life, my father for saw the danger that came in Zimbabwe.

Before he was murdered, he withdrew all of our business foreign accounts in dollars and sold up our shares in major companies. We then went to South Africa to deposit the sum of US$26.5 million(Twenty-Six million, Five Hundred Thousand. US dollars) , in a private security company. This money was deposited with this Private Security company for safety and security reasons, and was to be used for the purchase of land, new machines and chemicals establishment of new farms in Europe.

President Mugabe´s support for the violent Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society, led to the murder of my beloved father and other innocent lives. I was continually threatened to abandon my inheritance from my father after he was murdered. I resited for a while, but when the danger became unbearable, and I survived two murder attempts, I fled Zimbabwe. I am currently staying in the Netherlands where I am seeking political asylum. In fact my decision to come here to seek asylum, is because the security company from South Africa, has a branch here, and they have moved the deposit from their office in Johannesburg down here.

I need you to assist in receiving this consignment from the security compamy. Since the law of Netherlands prohibits a refugee ( asylum seeker) to be involved in such transactions and my mother advised that it will be better for our foreign partner to help receive this fund to avoid any eye brown being raised by Robert Mugabe, this is why I am seeking a genuine and reliable partner, who will assist in receiving the funds and also investing it wisely in a profitable venture.
You have to understand that this decision taken by my Mother and I to entrusts my future in your hands, is as a result of the safe keeping of this money. If you accept to assist me, all I want you to do for me, is to assist with arrangements to claim the deposit from the security company in The Netherlands, as it has now been transfered from Johannesburg, South Africa to their branch in The Netherlands. The company will be legally informed of you representing my family.

For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 10% of the money for your assistance, and helping my family investing this funds, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, please notify me in your reply. I have also set aside 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses that come our way in the process of this transaction, and 5% of the total sum for Charity donation. If you prefer to accept the 10% for assisting in representing my family to receive this funds, then 80% will be left for my family.

Please, I want you to maintain the absolute secrecy for the purpose of this transaction. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation.

Reply me via this e-mail address: pedrokundi@netscape.net

Sincerely,

Pedro Kundi.

PLEASE YOU CAN READ ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN ZIMBABWE FROM THE LINKS BELOW.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h/1/hi/world/africa/1063785.stm

Merde chuis jamais aller ni au congo ni au zimbabwé! c koi tout c conneries! je vais leur peter la geule!

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