Je devrais pas rire mais bon, c'était trop bon quand il a commencé à parler
>be at school (back in highschool)
>feel a huge turd pushing out of my anus
>run to the toilet
>choose the most segregated and isolated toilet
>last floor, for both genders (so girls rarely use it)
>get in a stall
>going to shit badly OH SHIT IT'S HUGE
>suddenly, toilet door open
>I can hear two or three people walking in
>anus starts closing
>female voices
>laughing, giggling.. all happy chatting
>anus is as tight as the virgin Mary's own nostril
>can't shit for good
>still feel the huge turd pushing
>OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
>the girls don't seem to want to leave
>they keep talking about shit and stuff
>all happy
>I think SCREW THIS
>I start pushing, fuck the haters
>anus is still tight and closed
>more pushing, I'm starting to feel like the fist of the north star and goku had a baby and it came out constipated
>suddenly, I open the pandora's box
>hell unleashed
>splashing sounds everywhere
>farts
>shit flying everywhere
>I scream at the top of my lungs
>FOR THE GLORY OF THE OLD GODS
>THOR, BLESSED THINE HAMMER
>WE SHALL CONQUER AND PREVAIL
>suddenly, quiet
>"oh my god.." one of the girls says
>I hear another girl almost puking
>"what is this smell oh god"
>they run out of the toilet
>I stand up, wipe and leave
>no girls outside either
>feelsgoodman.jpg