One day a child molester was creeping down by a forest. He spotted a suitable target, some eleven year old girl, and gestured with his hand.
"Free candy!" he muttered to her. "Just gotta get in the van."
The little girl thought it over.
Pros: Free candy
Cons: Who cares? Free candy!
She went with the child molester into his van.But there was no free candy. Her world suddenly grew dark as he slammed the door shut. She tried to scream but his hand wrapped around her mouth.
The child molester grew confident now. The day was his. Stupid girl, there wasn't any free candy. Now he could get all the pleasure he wanted.
And then suddenly his hands were torn off. And the child suddenly turned around and disemboweled him with a furious roar. His intestines ruptured outward as she gutted up through his ribcage. In a spray of bloody organs, the contents of his body sprayed across the inside of the van.
Because she wasn't a child. She was actually a small bear.