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ça apas marché!

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putain ça marche pas!

tu veux faire quoi

un triangle avec un gros point dedans!

La jeune Sophie, en pleurs, va se confesser au curé de sa paroisse:

- Mon père, je viens vous voir parce que mon fiancé est un enculé de sa mère !

- Mais enfin, ma fille, vous ne pouvez pas dire ça tout de même !

- Si si, c´est un enculé de sa mère !

Là, le curé ouvre la porte du confessionnal et vient s´asseoir à coté de la petite Sophie :

- Allons ma fille, calmez vous... Pourquoi dites-vous que c´est un enculé de sa mère ?

- Parce qu´il m´a mis la main sur le genoux !

- Mais enfin, regardez...là, moi aussi je vous mets la main sur le genoux, et pourtant je ne suis pas un enculé de ma mère !

- Oui mais lui il m´a mis la main sur le genoux, par dessous la robe !

- Et bien regarde, moi aussi la je te mets la main sur le genoux par dessous la robe, et pourtant je ne suis pas un enculé de ma mère !

- Oui mais lui après il l´a remontée le long de mes cuisses !

- Moi aussi je la remonte le long de tes cuisses, regarde, et pourtant on ne peut vraiment pas dire que je sois un enculé de ma mère !

- Oui mais lui il m´a mis la main dans la culotte après ça !

- Tu veux vraiment voir ? Tiens, voila, moi aussi je te mets la main dans la culotte !. ......Et pourtant je ne suis pas un enculé de ma mère !

- Oui, mais lui il m´a sorti son gros engin et il me l´a mis entre les jambes !

- Raaaaaaaaaaaaah....................... Moi aussi je te le mets entre les jambes mon gros engin......... Et pourtant Aaaaaaaaaaaah......... je ne suis pas un enculé de ma mère.

- Oui, mais il me l´ a enfoncé profond dans la chatte et il a limé comme un charpentier !

- Aaaaaaah.......Regarde, moi aussi je te lime comme un salaud de curé que je suis.......Et pourtant .....Aaaah....Aaaaaaaah Et pourtant je ne suis pas un enculé de ma mère ............. Raaaaaaaaah bordel que c´est bon.......... Bordel de bordel de Dieu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Oui, mais lui il est séropositif !

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh l´ENCULÉ DE SA MÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tu la deja faite dans un autre topic mais c pas mal quand meme!

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