Pff, vous etes grave, a peine y´a un clone, hop qui on accuse ?
Ceux qu´on aime pas, bref la cours de récré des maternelles.
I Think I´m A Clone Now
by Weird Al Yankovic
Isn´t it strange
Feels like I´m lookin´ in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist´s plan ( plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man ( man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor´s body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say
I think I´m a clone now
There´s always two of me just a-hangin´ around
I think I´m a clone now
´Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I´m really beside myself
I still remember how it began ( gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man ( man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
There´s always two of me just a-hangin´ around
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
´Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I´m out of town
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
´Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin´ in stereo, it´s all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say
I think I´m a clone now
Another one of me´s always hangin´ around
I think I´m a clone now
´Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
I´ve been on Oprah Winfrey - I´m world renowned
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
That´s my genetic twin always hangin´ around
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)
´Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I´m a clone now ( a clone now)