We just had a BIG meeting in Alaska, me and President Putin. People are saying it’s the coldest place for the warmest peace talks. Very true. Very smart idea, by me.
The fake news said, “You can’t make peace, too hard!” Wrong! We talked about Ukraine, we talked about Russia, we talked about stopping all the bad, bad fighting. I said, “Let’s end this fast, let’s be friends again.” And you know what? He liked it. He really liked it.
We made very strong plans the strongest to bring everybody to the table. No more bombs, no more bad things. Just deals. Beautiful deals. Everybody wins. That’s how I do it, folks. I make deals. I’m the best at deals. Everyone says so.
Some people said it was impossible. But I made it possible. We’re gonna save lives, we’re gonna make peace, and we’re gonna make the world a little bit nicer, maybe even a lot nicer.
Thank you, America. Thank you, Alaska. And remember, when Trump’s in charge, bad things stop, good things happen, and everybody’s happy.