Alright, to start off this rap
Kinemon and Kanjuro, y'all need to cut that foolish crap
Blindsided by a monkey because you were playing peekaboo
Now you fell off the dragon, and the monkey told you "Shoo"
Good job Ryunosuke, you make me proud
Climbing all the way up even though you were panting aloud
You were a drawing, but your efforts I'll always remember
Even when we're into the meat and potatoes of Zou in December
Onto the island, there's a lot of beautiful scenery
There's a gate, towns, a forest with a whale tree, all sorts of greenery
But looking closer, there's also plenty of destruction
Maybe in all the chaos, there was also a Mink or Swirly Hat abduction
Speaking of the Mink, let me tell you about Carrot
She's swift and powerful, and this island, she don't want to share it
Then there's the one wearing Nami's clothes