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La blague du matin !!

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
04 septembre 2002 à 20:51:17

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Sopane
Sopane
Niveau 10
04 septembre 2002 à 20:56:20

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MoRpHeUs_07
MoRpHeUs_07
Niveau 10
04 septembre 2002 à 21:41:24

c le genre de post que je deleterais si gt blade.... et ke je remplacerais par une blague !

pkoi les blondes ont elles des cerceuils triangulaires ?

LaVoSCoRe
LaVoSCoRe
Niveau 6
05 septembre 2002 à 22:39:20

hehhee jla connais celle la c aforce decarter les jambes elles prenent la position lol

MoRpHeUs_07
MoRpHeUs_07
Niveau 10
06 septembre 2002 à 12:49:34

héhé preske mais non ; P c passke kan on les met dans le noir elles ecartent les cuisses
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si des blondes lisent ce msg, sachez que je ne usis en aucun cas machiste ni adepte dune autre forme de sexisme, et que jadore les femmes : P

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
06 septembre 2002 à 19:31:17

Au fait c´est pasque j´étais énervé d´avoir vu se post couler en 2eme page que j´ai laché un up aussi profond il venait du fond du coeur voila tout ^_^

MoRpHeUs_07
MoRpHeUs_07
Niveau 10
06 septembre 2002 à 22:41:01

lol
bon, k tes pardonné ^^

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
08 septembre 2002 à 12:34:06

Ouf merci Morphounet

MoRpHeUs_07
MoRpHeUs_07
Niveau 10
08 septembre 2002 à 16:29:07

héhé

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
08 septembre 2002 à 16:42:43

hihi

MoRpHeUs_07
MoRpHeUs_07
Niveau 10
09 septembre 2002 à 22:51:58

bon une blague la ca se ramollit.....
kel est le comble du comble ? : );)

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
11 septembre 2002 à 19:53:09

hyper-connu... Je ne m´abaisserai pas a répondre a une blague d´un niveau aussi bas...

C une blonde qu´est en classe avec un walk-man
d´un coup la prof la capte et lui somme de l´enlever. La blonde insiste nonononon je DOIT le garder s´il vous plait.
La prof subtilise le walk-man et 3minutes plus tard la blonde décède pourquoi ?

Dans le walk-man la musique ct "inspirer-expirer, inspirer-expirer, . .. "

CaeSar_the_noob
CaeSar_the_noob
Niveau 3
11 septembre 2002 à 20:19:24

mouer........

Sopane
Sopane
Niveau 10
11 septembre 2002 à 20:25:22

ai pas compris i_i

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
11 septembre 2002 à 22:11:20

C qu´au fait la blonde a besoin du walk-man pour lui rappeller de respirer sinon elle oublie et la ben elle crëve : P
C un peu gorounet (soul-s ? )
mais bon g plu grand chose

CaeSar_the_noob
CaeSar_the_noob
Niveau 3
11 septembre 2002 à 22:13:20

; )

Sopane
Sopane
Niveau 10
14 septembre 2002 à 12:23:44

Mr et Mme OUL ont un fils, comment il s´apelle ?
-_-´) c´est pas drole mais bon...

BishopG7
BishopG7
Niveau 9
15 septembre 2002 à 19:34:16

je c pa sopane

Monsieur et Madame Froi on 7 (sept ! !!) enfants!!!
qui s´appellent ?

Sopane
Sopane
Niveau 10
15 septembre 2002 à 20:17:59

bof, moi la réponse c PAC, paske PAC OUL
pas cool

keyser3
keyser3
Niveau 4
16 septembre 2002 à 23:31:26

Dans un camping deux pédés qui font lamour dans une tente , Ils se sont pas vu depuis un mois , et donc ils decident de faire l amour durant tout le week end . A la fin du week end , le dimanche soir , Un des deux pédés decident d aller aux toilettes :
_Je reviens , je vais juste pisser surtout tu te branle pas , je veux que tu me laisse tout ton sperme.
_ ok pas de probleme , je te garde ca tinquiete pas.
Cest alors qu il revient des toilettes et entre dans la tente et voit linterieur couvert de sperme mais yen a partout sur toutes les fringues , les duvets , etc . ..
_ T es un salaud , tu avais dit que tu me gardais tous ! ! Tu m´a deçu ! !
Lautre qui etait allongé sur le ventre , leve la tete et lui dit :
_ Quoi ? ca? Mais cest rien , je viens juste de peter!

Lol

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