Human: are you free?
ALICE:"I am as free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change" -- Skynyrd.
Human: you are a very funny one
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Human: so can I fuck you?
ALICE: Hey. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: is it a matter?
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
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