"White haired samurai uses two innocent, naive children to do his bidding while he slacks off all day and drinks all night. He has naturally wavy hair. He frequently interferes in other peoples lives with no regard for the consequences of his actions. He assists known anti-government terrorists and frequently clashes with local police. He never pays his rent and preys on an old woman to make sure he won't become homeless. He has naturally wavy hair and picks his nose. He is a war criminal. He constantly abuses, both physically and mentally, the woman who loves him. He has a gluttonous sweet-tooth. He has naturally wavy hair. He is trying to murder one of his oldest comrades who simply wants to avenge their former teacher. He often beats people with his wooden sword and also frequently makes obscene penis related puns. He once entered another man's lawful establishment, attacked his employees and subordinates, destroyed his property, and ultimately played the pivotal role in this man's death. He has on several occasions caused the most powerful man in the country to cry because of the way he treated him. He has naturally wavy hair. He has committed multiple hit-and-run accidents on his mopehead. He continually steals ideas and content from others and presents it as his own unique ideas. He often discriminates against other species and races for not being from the same planet. He has naturally wavy hair."
