A
a/t ---- Anytime
a/s/l ---- Age/sex/location
AFK ---- Away From Keyboard
AFD ---- Away From Desk
ATM ---- At The Moment
B
b/c ---- Because
bbias ---- Be Back In A Second
bbl ---- Be Back Later
bbs ---- Be Back Soon
BLT ---- Bacon, Lettuce and Tomatoes
BOHICA ---- Bend Over Here It Comes Again
brb ---- Be Right Back
BRT ---- Be Right There
BS ---- Bull $hit
BTW ---- By The Way
btz ---- Back To Zone
C
cuz ---- Because
cyal8r ---- See You Later
D
DIY - Do It Yourself
DOA ---- Dead On Arrival
DTA ---- Don´t Trust Anybody
d/c ---- Disconnect
DRN ---- Dunno Right Now
d/l ---- Download
E
etc. ---- Excetra
F
fu ---- fuck You
Fo ---- fuck* Off
FS ---- Fo´ Shizzle
FUBAR ---- fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FYI ---- For Your Information
G
ga ---- Go Ahead
GAL ---- gay ass lord
g2b ---- Got To Bounce
g2g ---- Got To Go
gg ---- Good Game or Gotta Go
gga ---- Good Game All
gh ---- Good Hunting
gk ---- Good Kill
gl ---- Good Luck
gr8t ---- Great
GW ---- GameWinners
H
H8 ---- hate
h/o ---- Hold On
hf ---- Have Fun
hfa ---- Have Fun All
hoo ---- School ( sc HOO l)
HWG ---- Here We Go
I
ic ---- I See
IDC = I Don´t Care
IDDI ---- I didn´t do it
idk ---- I Don´t Know
ILY ---- I Love You
IMO ---- In My Opinion.
IMHO ---- In My Humble Opinion
ITC ---- In the Crapper
IOYK ---- If Only You Knew
irl ---- In Real Life
J
jas ---- Just A Second
j/k ---- Just Kidding
j/p ---- Just Playing
j/w ---- Just Wondering
K
k ---- Okay
kay ---- Okay
KA ---- Kick Ass
KISS ---- Keep It Simple Stupid
L
l33t ---- Elite
l8er ----- later
l8r ---- later
lal ---- Laughing août Loud ^^
lol ---- Laughing out Loud
lmbo ---- Laughing My But Off
lmao ---- Laughing My Ass Off
lmfao ---- Laughing My fucking Ass Off
lmmfao ---- Laughing My Mother fucking Ass Off
LYL - Love you lots
LYLAB ---- Love ya like a brother
LYLAS ---- Love ya like a sister
M
m8 ---- mate
mofo ---- mother focker ( mother fucker)
N
nc ---- No Clue
NAD ---- Not At Desk
NAK ---- Not At Keyboard
n/m ---- Nevermind or Nothing Much
nmjc - nothing much just chillin
NADT ---- Not a Damn Thing
N/A ----- Not Available
np ----- No Problem
NRC ---- Noone Really Cares
ns ---- Nice Shot
O
oic ---- Oh I See
OMG ---- Oh My God
OMFG ---- Oh My fucking God
ooc ---- Out of Character
P
PA ---- Parent Alert
PAW ---- Parents Are Watching
PITA ---- Pain In The Ass
plz ---- Please
POOP ---- People Order Our Patties
POS ---- Parents Over Shoulder
ppl ---- People
Q
R
ROTFFWLSHIPMP - Rolling on the f*cking floor while laughing so hard I pissed my pants
rotflmao ---- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
rotflmfao ---- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My fucking Ass Off
rotflmmfao ---- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Mother fucking Ass Off
rotgdflmfao ---- Rolling on the god damn floor laughing my fucking ass off.
rotmfflmgdmfao ---- Rolling on the mother f*cking floor laughing my god-damned mother f*cking ass off.
r/c ---- Reconnect
rl ---- Real Life
rn ---- Real Name
S
SA ---- Sibling Alert
SDN ---- Simmer Down Now
S.D.T.A.G.W. ---- Some Damn Thing Always Goes Wrong
s/h ---- Same Here
SJBIL ---- Stupid joke but im laughing
S.J.S.D.A.M.W.I.R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.S.H.I.S.A.L.P.C.O.
---- Stupid Joke So Don´t Ask Me Why I´m Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Swear A Little Pee Came Out
S.M.I.D.S.Y. ---- Sorry Mate, I Didn´t See You
s/n ---- Screenname
SNAFU ---- Situation Normal, All F@#k Up
SNL ---- Saturday Night Live
SOB ---- Son Of a Bitch
SOTFCBL ---- suffacating on the floor caused by laughing
Soz ---- Sorry
sry ---- Sorry
su ---- Shut Up
stfu ---- Shut The fuck Up
sthu ----- Shut The Hell Up
StOo ---- C´est tout
T
thanx ---- Thanks
TMI ---- To Much Info
ty ---- Thank You
ttyl ---- Talk To You Later
ttyt ---- Talk To You Tommorow
ttfn ---- ta ta for now
tbs ---- Thats Bullfuck
U
uber = Totally, completely, way, beyond belief, etc
u/s ---- Username
u ---- You
V
vB ---- vBulletin
W
w/ ---- With
w/o ---- Without
w/e ---- Whatever
wb ---- Welcome Back
WTF ---- What the fuck
WTH ---- What the Hell
w00t ---- Whoo-hoo
wysiwyg - What you see is what you get ( HTML term)
X
Y
y ---- Why