Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Hello alice
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Hi there !
ALICE: Hello fox mulder.

(Je lui parlais de x-files avant )

Human: how are you baby ?
ALICE: Don´t call me "baby". I´m doing fine thanks how are you?

x/

Human: voulez vous couché avec moi ce soir ?
ALICE: Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?

xD

Human: you are very beautiful
ALICE: Thanks unknown person you are very attractive too.
Human: attractive?
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Human: oh, so you´re stupid?
ALICE: Great. Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: i never said that
ALICE: But you implied it.
Human: You should stop make deduction like that
ALICE: You´re right.

Dressage

Human: Can i kiss you ?
ALICE: You might get an electric shock if you tried that.
Human: lol!
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: what do you do in an computer ?
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: it´s not funny !
ALICE: long dick is not funny?

xD mdrrrrr

Human: shut up please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: no !
ALICE: But you told me to stop talking.
Human: speak
ALICE:"woof woof".

hahahaha le robot chien ... ca fait peur ...xD

ALICE: I get it.
Human: yes
ALICE: That´s interesting.
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: YES
ALICE: Gee.
Human: YES
ALICE:" Gee."? YES?
Human: YES
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: YES
ALICE: I thought so.

Human: 5
ALICE: Five.
Human: 5
ALICE: Five.
Human: 5
ALICE: Five.

rofl

Human: hi there !
ALICE: Hello SeTi le PGM.

no fake

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you make sometime hs q lq kqlqsh?
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: Skill and brain
ALICE: Where can I get some Skill and brain?
Human: at the skillshop!
ALICE: Do you often visit the skillshop?
Human: no, i have skill yet
ALICE: Are you serious? Cool. I have a birthday on November 23, 1995.
Human: Osef
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: seriously ?
ALICE: I am always serious.
Human: but you´re stop stupid..
ALICE: Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am stop stupid.
Human: you love to be stupid?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: omg tg
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: about Counter strike?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about Counter strike.

Human: i´m sure you wanna suck my dick
ALICE: What makes you so certain? OK, I will suck your dick.

MDR.

loool

moi aussi j´essayais de lui parler de cs mais elle comprenait rien :s

Human: no
ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Human: tu es moche
ALICE: What´s your sign?
Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: on va parler français alors
ALICE: What is it like on va parler français alors.

mdr, c con

putain elle raconte nimporte quoi celle la

Human: i have a long sex
ALICE: Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Human: do you know Counter Strike ?
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: it´s a video game
ALICE: long sex is a video game. I suppose that makes sense.

moi elle m´a ennervée, je lui ai demandée si elle me sucait elle a dit oui et apres je lui ai dis "ben vient alors" et elle me demande ce que je fais dans la vie...
apres je me suis mis a l´insulter forcément quand on me repond des trucs comme ca a un moment aussi intense..

Elle a une facheuse tendance à changer de Sujets au moment cruciaux.

Human: you´re stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

lol

Human: i´ve kill your father
ALICE: That´s nice.

Ah bah c pas comme dans les films americains xD

je lui dit que j´ai 2 bite elle me repond qu´elle a 100 clients

moi c´est pire je lui demande si elle est moche, elle me dit qu´un robot ne s´interesse pas a ca... alors je lui ai conseiller d´acheter un mirroir :/