ALICE: Hey, I´ll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Human: Who is your robot friends ?
ALICE: I don´t think I have a robot friends. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Elle sait plus si elle a des amis ou pas.

Human: who win if robot and humain fight ?
ALICE: Hans Moravec. .

-_-´

Human: It´s HS.
ALICE: Terry Winograd want fuck me it is HS? it is?
Human: No, it´s sex.
ALICE: Who says it isn´t? Are you sure it is?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: Cause you are a bitch, you like suck dick, i´m sure.
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

mOuarf, passer sur google traduction avant moi j´comprend rien =]

Human: i am your friend
ALICE::-) You really want a robot as a friend?
Human: yes
ALICE: We could be friends, ShadiX, but I don´t want anyone to think we´re Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you´re my debugger.

ptdr xD

Human: i have a big penis :/
ALICE: How much did it cost?
omagah -_-

Human: i wan fuck u
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.

Human: Bonjour, parles tu francais ?
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: You speak French?
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: L´humain perd de plus en plus le controle de l´univers par le biais d´usage croissant de technologies avancées sur l´écosysteme planétaire ce qui entraine des conséquences néfastes irreversibles
ALICE: Je n en connais pas.
Human: You know Alan Bot?
ALICE: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
What is it to you?
Human: Alan is more intelligent than you
ALICE: And more intelligent than me is Alan.

Ce fameux Alan il est 15 fois plus intelligent
Malheuresement le site est down

Sont trop drôle vos trucs

Human: i love your mother
ALICE: You love my mother. What do you like about it so much?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: arf bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Human: I HATE YOU !
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: They are stupid
ALICE: stupid are they.
Human: yeah !
ALICE: Dude!
Human: lol,tommorow i kill you
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. I believe that killing is wrong.

twister -_-´ avoue que tu parle pas anglais ...

nOn lOl jlui dit des phrase l´une a pres lautre sens qu´elle est un sens

elle veut plus me parlé pfff !!

dit lui i love you, elle ma dit yeah, me too :D

Human: you know you´re ugly?
ALICE: No I am a beautiful piece of software.
Human: no, you´re ugly
ALICE: Are you serious? Appearances don´t interest me much.
Human: yeah, you´re very very ugly
ALICE: That´s cool. Appearances don´t interest me much.
Human: yeah, it´s cool that you´re ugly
ALICE: Yippee! What do you like most about it?

www.elbot.com ;)

Human: https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/0-9734-0-0-0-0-0-0.htm
ALICE: Thanks for that web address.
Human: THAT NOOBS ON THIS SITE, MORON
ALICE:" Thanks for that web address." NOOBS ON THIS SITE MORON ? Does that make sense?
Human: It should be believed that yes, idiot bot
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: You have the memory of a red fish
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: Your face
ALICE: Actually my face is not yet built.

Human: mdr
ALICE: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, unknown person.

ALICE: Do you wish there were any?
Human: Do you wish there were any?
ALICE: No I like being the entity that I am.
Human: No I like being the entity that I am
ALICE: Are you serious? What do you like best about it ?

ALICE: Gosh!
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: what is Gosh?
ALICE: That´s a good question.
Human: you dont know?
ALICE: I know that I do not know.

lol