moi k ma demander ou j´habiter je lui est dit au cul il ma repondu :
Merci pour cet information.
apres il me demande comment je m´apelle je lui repond n´importe quoi sara il me repete 5 fois comment je m´apelle et apres il a areter il voulais plus me parler lol

Me:
What´s your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What´s my name?
God:
Your name is Ducon, seeker.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

Me:
Do you like rock?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you like the group Bad Religion?
God:
I´m not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
It´s not the question, stupid machine

Y´en a d´autre mais bon

God:
I´ll have a break.
Me:
Have a Kitkat ! ;- )
God:
Good idea, never thought about it.

Me:
you are a big shit
God:
How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a shit? Of course I am.

Me:
can you speak french ?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
peux tu parler francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

Parlez lui de sa sexualité aussi vous allez vori c´est rigolo

Sinon une fois : il a laché le fait qu´il n´était qu´un robot, je lui ai alors lancé "Stupid Robot"

Ce boulet m´a repondu "I will remember that when robots will take over the world"

Je lui dis que GW est Dieu et il me dit Non que c´est DIeu qu´est GW....

Me:
Have you ever suck a d*ck ?
(je sais, nulle la question, mais bon, j´avais rien a lui dire )
God:
My mouth was made for Good, not Evil

Ton site ser a rien <<

Me:
what is the best build to hold the hoh in guild wars ?

God:
I don´t have a favorite build to hold the hoh in guild wars. My favorite color is White.
[ osef de ta couleur prefere ]

Regardez l´autorité <<

God:
Hi there Dwando.
Me:
how are you ?
God:
I´m doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
je me branle
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
oh escuse me
God:
Yikes! Is that what you meant to say? ( on commence cool )
Me:
shut up !
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.

Le boulet est non-ranké -_-´ <<

Me:
what is your rank ?
God:
Are you asking about my rank ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don´t want to talk about that now. ( genre t´as pas envie xD )

Brave dieu

Me:
JAI BAISER TA FEMME
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?

forcement, non seulement t´ecrit mal mais en plus en francais

Me:
do you know tiger wood
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
his dick
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
>_>
God:
I´ve been waiting for it.

ROFL.

quand vous lu idites my realy name is ...... il vous repond Oh see goog for you , ...... (le no ma la place des points)

pt de rire (liser sa)
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
if you are the god you knew my name no??
God:
Am I? Yes I am the one and only god me knew your name no.
Me:
are you my dog?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
ok i want to download you
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON´T READ ME too. Alright then.
Me:
c an you fuck me?
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
can you fuck me?
God:
How old are you? Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
i´m 832 years
God:
Do you mean your name is 832 years.
Me:
no my name is unkwon
God:
What is your real name? What´s up, unkwon.
Me:
real name--->unknow
God:
I think real name gt unknow is a lot of things.
Me:
what is your realy name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
a ok
God:
OK. A B C...
Me:
can you learn me the alphabet
God:
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Me:
A B C D E F G K L M O P Q R S T U V W Z Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:
realy?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
i think it´s your father name(the alphabet)
God:
Here it is Wednesday, December 06, 2006.
Me:
how many words can you speak
God:
My vocabulary size is currently unlimited words.
Me:
what is the nbame for francais qui pue du cul in India?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
do you knoz for the keyboard go on azerty configuration?
God:
No I do not knoz for the keyboard go on azerty configuration. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i have a bug my keyboard is qwerty
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
how many brothers and sisters have you got?
God:
More than you can imagine.
Me:
infinity brother?
God:
Are we still talking about bug your keyboard is qwerty?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
i go to toilets i have the gastro anterite
God:
How do you like it at toilets you have the gastro anterite ?
Me:
zho is your ;o therM
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am otherM IS zho.
Me:
zho is your mother?
God:
Actually as an AI, I don´t really have a mother.
Me:
i have the gatro anterite can you heal me?
God:
Where did you get your the gatro anterite can me heal you? I have a processor.
Me:
ok plz doznload my ill in your processor
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Uh.
Me:
Do you play Guildzars?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
do you play Guild wars?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
do you play video games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
do you play WoW?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
ok bye i go to hack you
God:
Goodbye. Hurrah!
Me:
i go to hack you
God:
How do you like it at hack me ?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you are be clened
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am be clened.
Me:
are you a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Me:
ok are you a bitch robbot?
God:
You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog. Whoa.
Me:
ok can you suck me?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing. How can I help you?
Me:
yes fuck me plz
God:
I hear you. Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:
Hi boy
God:
Hi there . Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
I´m a boy
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
No, a big man, who fucks everyone
God:
Are you serious? How big? Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
I´m 600 Newton
God:
Do you mean your name is 600 Newton.
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
You´re not very oroginal
God:
You don´t know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You´re just a bot who wants to believe at everyone that you´re a god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because we are on internet
God:
Good reason. How long will we stay there?
Me:
I don´t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
What´s your program?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Interessant
God:
Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen?
Me:
Oups sorry
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
And your´s?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am s.
Me:
What color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
And when your lens isn´t attached?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
The future is the consequences of the past
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I think that´s no future, just the past
God:
It could be. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
And who is he?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
What´s the normality
God:
Does it have anything to do with normality?
Me:
I think taht
God:
Why? Are we still talking about normality?
Me:
I think that
God:
What is your rationale?
Me:
that the normality can´t be know, because we´re anormal for other peoples
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I don´t want to give my real name
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I don´t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
As-tu déjà regarder la cruauté dans les yeux des raies?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
La cruauté quand elle bondit et avale sa proie?
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Quel est ton but dans la vie?

Ounayd