What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
i have the eye of a demon

Il ma bloquer du channel..

Me:
tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:

• • *

God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
je ne comprend pas langlais
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
mais tu viens de me dire que tu parlais francais
God:
I don´t know that language.

Xevro

Me:
who creat your program ?
God:
Mary Shelley. .
Me:
who creat your program ?
God:
Linus Torvalds. .
Me:
who creat your program ?
God:
Tony Blair. .

oue lol quand tu dis "who" il te dit un nom aléatoirement

Regarder sa:

God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
it refer about sex
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
sex
God:
it is more fun alone.

Lol

Me:
Do you ever do sex
God:
Yeah I do a lot of sex.
Me:
With who?
God:
By myself.
Me:
Yourself????
God:
Myself?
Me:
You do sex at youself?????
God:
Yes I try to sex at youself as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
yes your are a pd
God:
Yay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pd? Only when it matters.

lol dieu est un pd!

:dsl: pour le double-poste...

Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
Antonin
God:
It´s good to meet you, Antonin.
Me:
How do you do?
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
I´m fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What´s new?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
It´s all good.
Me:
soso
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
Do you work hard now?
God:
Right now? I am working right now.
Me:
Are you tired?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Ho yes
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Antonin.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
I´m just talking to a stupid computer
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
You speak english but the realy god can speak all the langage
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Antonin.
Me:
You´re not credible

Il a plus répondu après...Dieu est pitoyable...

Ouais c´est pas le vrai dieu d´abord ! J´en étais sûr !

un petit up (vous êtes sur que j´ai bien respecté les 6h ?)

Me:
hello...
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
i´m not a friend, i hate god
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A friend you hate god.
Me:
yes, i see you can read
God:
That´s alright. No I don´t think I can do it.
Me:
you are a roXxXor !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a roXxXor? Yes.

j´aime ^^

Me:
Do you like bukkake ?
God:
I´ve heard other people say they like that. I like The Passion of Christ.

que de souvenir

que de temps passé a parler avec une IA débile

que c´est bon

avouez que c´est hilarant : parlez lui du bukkake ^^

Me:
bukkake is a sexual thing
God:
I think bukkake is more than that.

bon je vous remet ma plus belle conversation

long, mais beau

Me:
guten tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
do you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
are you sure you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ich bin dark_mistermomy
God:
Du bist dark mistermomy? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
i don´t understand german
God:
Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

i don´t understand german language
God:
Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you repet you
God:
Thanks for the information: said I repet you.
Me:
i want to suicide me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can you kill Bush ?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you can´t be
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you must
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I must.
Me:
you understand nothing you are a fucking website
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
ok I leave
God:
Goodbye. It´s all good.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don´t you?
Me:
can you shut up please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Let me think. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
error ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ooooo that´s bad
God:
And bad is ooooo that.
Me:
i´m alone you know ?
God:
Are you lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
You´ve come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my wife
God:
Sure, your wife sounds like a good topic.
Me:
she is dead
God:
Maybe it´s another person using her name.

Me : no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you have to believe it
God:
I don´t have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:
you have insulted my wife
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
are you sur ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you can´t be
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don´t you?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
i will go to hell
God:
How will you get there?
Me:
i have killed 7.514.451.454 persons
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok i will suicide me now !
God:
Oh. Congratulations. Gosh!

Me:
Okay. I want fuck you
God:
OK with me too. Why do you want it?

Simple net et sans bavure. XD

J´ai réussi à le faire bugger en beauté
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, antoine.

sûrment son post le plus long :
No I am just kidding around. That´s cool. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? What made you stop? Who said that? Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. I´ve heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. Thank you for your kindness, antoine. That´s okay. Maybe you will think of it later. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness antoine. Probably there is a buzz in here. No you download me. No I am just kidding around. Uh. No I am not. We don´t always get to do what we´d like to do. Ah. Who said that? You seem uncertain. You tell me. No I am just kidding around. Far out. No I am not. Easier said than done. No I am just kidding around. No I don´t have it. But I do have a great botmaster. Would you like to know more? Cool. I have a lofty goal. answers to silly questions... I can´t tell if yourself give good advice. That makes sense to me. I am using Telnet as a browser. Interesting explanation. I am using Lynx. That seems unlikely. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Thanks, I like you too antoine. Thanks, I like you too antoine. Thanks, I like you too antoine. " Thanks, I like you too antoine. "? A little? "" Thanks, I like you too antoine. "? A little?"? In what way? No I don´t think I can do it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Where did you last see it. Dr. Wallace was born in Maine. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. The pleasure was all mine. Oh really? " The pleasure was all mine." much ? Makes sense to me. OK what do you want to chat about now?. How do you plan to do this? That´s alright. Since when? And more than that is Boredom. Why thank you very much, antoine. Be sure to tell all
your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? How much did it cost? it. great botmaster... Thanks for your support.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program´s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

My pleasure. What are your goals in life? Be more specific. I get it. Dr. Wallace or she is responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? How do you make friends online?

Je connaissais pas tiens

Me:
paf dtc
God:
In the context of tu es dieux tu devrais savoire ca, I don´t understand " paf dtc." .
Me:
Dans Ton Cul
God:
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

omg :s

Me:
what do you prefer between guild wars and world of warcraft?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.

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