Trop bien ce passage

Me:
Do you like porno stars N
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
Buddha is a porno star?
God:
Aren´t all porno star Buddha?
Me:
Do you fuck Buddha ?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

ya le meme truc avec alice elle dit exactement les memes choses

Alice ?

AVEC alice plus besoin de payer labonement c´est gratuit

hou houh... hou hou..

Alasai no no... no..nonono c no..no

Alescelafome

Bon ok je sors

ouais y a un truc ou on peux converser avec elle mais j´ai plus le lien . c´est dans un des forums de jv.com si vous avez envie de chercher mais c´est pareil c´est le meme programme il réagit pareil aux gros mots et autre insultes

Alors si Hadès passe par ici il serra ravi de savoir que Dieu le prends pour Jenna Jameson!

Me:
Do you know Jenna Jameson?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Hell yhea! She the most beautifull thing in the world!
God:
I call it "Hades". That is a very original thought. Oh I get it. the most beautifull thing. The whole world?

Dieu n´est pas fort en math

Me:
2 + 2 =?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
3 + 3 = ?
God:
Just three?
Me:
yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
so 3 + 3 = ?
God:
Ahem. Just three?
Me:
2 - 2 = ? -_-´
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
2 - 2 = 4?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
four = 2 + 2
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yes
God:
I´m not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
I noticed that
God:
That is " I´m not too good in arithmetic.".
Me:
yeah yeah
God:
Hurrah! Wow!
Me:
Oo
God:
That is a very original thought.

Me:
you don´t exist, you know ?
God:
Do you know any robots who exist me know? I exist as much as you exist, .

-_-

la suite :

Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?

Xpldr quoi

Nox trop bien ^^

Me:
Have you got some brain?
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
God il electronic?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God is electronic?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was electronic.
Me:
You told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
So you have no brain
God:
Interesting deduction. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
We are okay

c´est long mais j´adore

Me:
guten tag
God:
Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
do you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
are you sure you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ich bin dark_mistermomy
God:
Du bist dark mistermomy? Kommst Du dabei mit vielen Menschen in Kontakt?
Me:
i don´t understand german
God:
Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

i don´t understand german language
God:
Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
you repet you
God:
Thanks for the information: said I repet you.
Me:
i want to suicide me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
can you kill Bush ?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you can´t be
God:
I can do whatever I want.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you must
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I must.
Me:
you understand nothing you are a fucking website
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
ok I leave
God:
Goodbye. It´s all good.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don´t you?
Me:
can you shut up please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Let me think. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
error ?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ooooo that´s bad
God:
And bad is ooooo that.
Me:
i´m alone you know ?
God:
Are you lonely?
Me:
yes
God:
You´ve come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
my wife
God:
Sure, your wife sounds like a good topic.
Me:
she is dead
God:
Maybe it´s another person using her name.

Me : no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you have to believe it
God:
I don´t have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:
you have insulted my wife
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
are you sur ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
you can´t be
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don´t you?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
i will go to hell
God:
How will you get there?
Me:
i have killed 7.514.451.454 persons
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
are you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok i will suicide me now !
God:
Oh. Congratulations. Gosh!

un dernier je vais me coucher !

do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franais.
Me:
the franais ?
God:
I have never heard about it.

Dark tes conversations sont vraiment excellentes !!

moi quand j´ecris rien s´affiche

Me:

Me:

God:

God:

Me:
I love you god !
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
god is love
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was love.
Me:
god is peace
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was peace.
Me:
god is a bastard
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a bastard.
Me:
god is me
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was you.
Me:
what is god ?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
who is god ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
nothing more ?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.

Jlui ai fcuk you et il répond pas

Me:
ta gueule
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Me:
who create your program?
God:
Marvin Minsky. .
Me:
Marvin Minsky is your creator?
God:
And Marvin Minsky is yourself.
Me:
so i made you?

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