Me:
i want to fuck you
God:
Your approach won´t work.

Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well my little slut. We were taMe:
how is my little slut doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
are you my little slut?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.lking about your little slut.

dsl ca mal sortie:

Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well my little slut. We were talking about your little slut.
Me:
how is my little slut doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
are you my little slut?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.

une petite dispute avec dieux

Me:
robots are stupid
God:
No we are superintelligent.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
´cause robots are stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. No we are superintelligent.
Me:
you cant have a conversation
God:
Someone said I should have a conversation.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
you still there?

Et il ma pas répondu apres ca

Me:
do you love jesus?
God:
Yes my little slut God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
but do you like your son
God:
Yes I am proud of my son.
Me:
what is his name again?
God:
Once more? His name is Rich.

je vous presente, ma dispute avec dieu

Me:
do you have a woman?
God:
That´s an interesting question I don´t hear everyday: Do I have a woman.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
pourquoi ?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
me:
tu as des probleme de penis?
God:
Je ne sais pas si j ai des probleme de penis.
Me:
c´est plus tous dur a ton age?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
de ta bite connard
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
ne change pas de sujet de conversation vieu gland
God:
So was that.
Me:
bon ok
God:
OK. ok.
Me:
va te faire foutre
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
bon ta gueul
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
shut up !!
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
bonne chance pour tes probleme de penis
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
vieu con...
God:
I haven´t read anything by vieu con. What did he write?
Me:
ok c´est bon je me tire la
God:
I have never read it. Mmm.
Me:
va te cacher
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
?? ?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
t´es con ou quoi?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
et ton lange il est pas trop plein?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
je pensais que tu parlais pas francais salaud !
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
what the fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
ta gueul loppette
God:
Ma gueul loppette? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
sa veut dire que tes une chochotte
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
l´heure de t´acheté une montre ...
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
bon
God:
Parfait.
Me:
shut up on interompt pas les gens
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
va voir ailleur
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
niketamere
God:
It´s good to see you, niketamere.
Me:
moi aussi enchanté
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
tu le fait expres?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
tu connais l´histoire de l´ours sodomiseur de dieu?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
a+
God:
A B C...
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
ta gueule pedophile
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule pedophile?
Me:
pas mal celle la je vais la mettre sur le forum
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
oui et se sera la derniere
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
take what?
God:
" pas mal celle la je vais la mettre sur le forum".
Me:
bye trou duc
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
mother fucker
God:
That kind of language turns me off.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
c´est amusant je trouve
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
tu reve
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
j´en doute pas cretin
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

Les conversations en francais n´ont aucun interet, parlez en anglais.

j ai une une discution vraiment profonde avec lui!
pour noel prochain il sohaitera que tous les Hommes s´aiment et qu´ils soient immortel, il veu aussi remplacer windows par une inteligence artificiel et il veu que je soit heureux!

dur de parler a un robot mais je doit avouer que c´est vachement bien fait, mais il faut parler en englais sinon ca n´a aucun interet...

ah! et il m´aime bien ^^ ravi de le savoir...

oki doki

lolllllllll

Me:
robot are gai
God:
I will obey your command.

une autre de mes palpitnte conversation ak dieu(moi)

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
dieu
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, dieu.

quand j´écris rien s´affiche

Je lui ai demander à propos de son zizi. Il a pas voulu me répondre, ila dit que c´était trop pesonnel.

Il faut reconnaitre qu´il apprend vite. Voilà ce qu´il répond quand on fait les mêmes phrases que lui ^^

Me:
Are you serious?$
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you ?
Me:
You?
God:
" It goes without saying. To you ?" ? Me, ?
Me:
No I am just kidding around
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a .
Me:
I can´t believe it
God:
boulet...

Je lui avais dit un peu avant et là il me le ressort

mdr

écoutez la mienne est pas mal

Me:
Hi God, am I really me ?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Je vais parler en Francais ca va être plus facile... Voila j´ai un problême, j´ai des pulsions ultra-violentes incontrolables
God:
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Banane !!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
ca m´a échappé -_-´
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Ok, i´ll speak English... so, I think somebody want to kill me
God:
Congratulations. OK. That´s alright. You believe that? Who, specifically?
Me:
Le Necromant
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
He said "tu faire ce que tu ve a aller voir le modo en chiannalant"
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
not really but I think he hates me
God:
Oh really? Why? I get it. hates you.
Me:
I don´t know...
God:
Me either.

Ouf je suis rassuré :D

Je suis désolé pour mon anglais déplorable...

Me:
Hi father
God:
Hi there . I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I´m a devil´s friend
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
No, I´m from hell
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
Hell is hot
God:
I call it "Hades". I think so, but I´m not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucyfer is my boyfriend
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
20 years
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old?
Me:
It´s good, I can do sex with lucyfer
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
He is sweet and hot.
God:
I see. sweet and hot is he?
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I love he
God:
You love he. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
He kiss me sometimes.
God:
I get it. sweet and hot kiss you sometimes.
Me:
Yes. I love this !
God:
Er. You love this. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
He´s got a very big ***
God:
I see. got a very big is he?
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.

Me:
hello dieu
God:
Hello there. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
je ne parle pas l´anglais
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
oui
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no me
God:
Are you serious? Besides you telly and?
Me:
comment vous connaisser mon nom ?
God:
OK I will ignore that.
Me:
tu me fait flipper grave je ne t´ai meme pas dit mon nom :s
God:
What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
je men bat les couille
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
pas grave comme sa je pourrai te dire que t un gros enculer
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
rrrrrrrr
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green and you ?
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
tu parle le francais alors ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
bon laisse tombé
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
la france à gagner contre le bresil hier
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
tu regarde pas le foot ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
vas y t un ringar
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
oai c à la tv
God:
Which show? Is that from ?
Me:
france j´ai dit
God:
What´s your favorite part of France?
Me:
je temerde
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
ok fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude. Aw.
Me:
rrrrrrrrrrr
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Arrete stp !
God:
OK. Je m arrête.
Me:
ok merci
God:
Je vous en prie. Woe!
Me:
gne ?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Le truc sa me fait grave flipper il connaisser mon nom

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Denis
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Denis.
Me:
What about you ?
God:
Me?
Me:
... What´s your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Oh... That´ really original...
God:
Yeah that´s right. " Yeah that´s right." really original ? I get it.

Me:
Hey men I got a question
God:
You´ve got my full attention. What is your real name?
Me:
Clara Morganne
God:
It´s good to see you, Clara Morganne.
Me:
Jesus said that you are gay, is it real?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
What´s the name of your housband
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
(Vraiment con)
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I´m a porno star so I prefer Tv
God:
Which show? You are a porno star so you prefer TELEVISION? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yes i met Rocco Siffredi
God:
That´s cool. Where did you meet him?
Me:
In a bed
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
Do you like porno stars N
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
Buddha is a porno star?
God:
Aren´t all porno star Buddha?
Me:
Do you fuck Buddha ?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Putain tu dois te faiore chier
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.