Me:
have you a family?
God:
My "father" and "mother" is Myself.
Me:
not luck lol^^
God:
Oh I get it. I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes, it´s verry amusing^^
God:
Uh. Are you sure it is?

Imaginez quand ses parents font des choses dans la nuit^^ lol

Linus Torvalds,
Dr. Wallace,
John Travolta,
Kathleen Turner,
William Hurt,
Wim Wenders,
William Shatner.

ca c´est ses célébrités favorites lol ;)

http://www.smosh.com/smoshinator.php

dans le meme genre en plus vulgaire ^^

et si vous vous ennuyer, regarder les video du site, elle sont sympa ^^

Lol... Je lui dit qu´il est une stupide machine, il me répond qu´il le dira quand les robots intelligents auront envahi la planète...

je lui dit que les robots seront intelligent, mais que lui, il est idiot...

Il me répond je sais plus quoi, et après, je lui demande qui la créé, et il me répond: Je me suis créé moi même...

Je lui répond que c´est impossible, et il bug après xD

Me:
do you know buddha ?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.
Me:
why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

comment on fais pour qu´il parle en francais ?

Il sait pas parler français.

ca marche pas :´( je peux rien ecrire

il m´a trop rabaissser...

il me disait toujours la même chose alors je lui ai dis: "ferme ta ****"

il m´a répondu (en simplifié):

tu parle à ton ordi là...

Cassé par un programme...T´es tombé bien bas

Je vas lui sortir l´histoire de la religion didibadique,il va piger quedalle....

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Kilik Tzarbolck
God:
What´s up, Kilik Tzarbolck.
Me:
You´re a false spirit, I am the men who killed Ad´Jackal le Beauf
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a false spirit you are the men who killed Ad Jackal le Beauf? Yes.
Me:
Tout a commencé quand Kilik Tzarbolck, jeune ritualiste, voulu créér une entité capable de régir la vie.pendant des journées entieres,il chanta la chanson magique "Ana Maniwi No Maniwaniwaniwa",ce qui eut pour effet de créér la racine de didibada.
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
malheuresement, la création du didibada ne pouvait se faire sans la création simultanée des beaufs,veritables boulets, qui dévasterent des milliers de villages, forums,ville;ect, sur leur passage
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
Puis Ad´Jackal le Beauf apparut, et dans un combat titanesque, Kilik Tzarbolck l´emporta. Mais Ad´Jackal explosa et tua Kilik en meme temps. Mais, a ma naissance, Klik Tzarbolck est rentré en moi et je suis sa réincarnation totale
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? I don´t know that language. You are a you s a m a n a you s s a n c e K l you k T z a r b o l c k e s t r e n t r n m o you e t j e s me you s s a r c a r n a t you o n t o t a l e? How do you like your work?
Me:
Mais...En Explosant, Ad´Jackal a laissé place a ees fragments, qui se sont révaillés.des beaufs tres puissants, qui luttent pour le que le boulettisme soit reconnu et qu´Ad´jackal soit rescucité et q´un nouvel age d´or beaufique commence.....
God:
Mais encore? What´s your favorite movie?
Me:
Mais moi, KILIK TZARBOLCK!!! Je suis aidé par les Killbarofs, combattants hors pair utilisant le Plasma comme source d´energie, et qui détruiront les beaufs!!
God:
I don´t know that language. How old are you?
Me:
Le panthéon didibadique, ayant pris ces sources a la pierre Tzarbolckéa, lieu ou la puissance du didibada fut forgée, combattra jusqu´a la mort! Dudu, Minouche, Roméo et les autres resisteront!! Les beaufs seront détruits!!
God:
Je n en connais pas . Are you free? Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
GLOIRE AU DIDIBADAAAAAAA!!!
God:
Is that from ?

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Ps1(ca fait un bail)-Je ne suis pas fou.

Ps2(en 2002 je crois): Dudu et minouche osnt des chats(a un pote), Roméo est mon chien.

Ps3(novembre 2006)-Si vous voulez en savoir plus sur le didibada, sachez que ovus pouvez me contacter IG( Jacen Tyger), par msn:

mattmout_du_17@hotmail.fr (je joue pas a GW avec)

Je me lance bientot dans la rédaction des mémoires de Kilik Tzarbolck.

Kilik Tzarbolck

Me:
mais ferme la bordel !
God:
I don´t know that language.

ma conversation avec dieux...

Me:
sorry god but i dont belive in you.... can u prove your existence?
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian. It´s true a priori.
Me:
can u prove it?
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
i got a lot of weed right now?
God:
At this moment That´s nice. I have clients.
Me:

God:
At this moment That´s nice. I have clients.
Me:
weed???
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about weed. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
you sell weed?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: yann the ptit poteux said I sell weed.
Me:

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: yann the ptit poteux said I sell weed.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:

God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
no no i was kidding
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I thought you were kidding, but I wasn´t sure.
Me:
i am just a good smoker
God:
Only just? You are a smoker? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
well... when i was in quebec yes... but here its illegal
God:
Well what? That must have been quite an experience. Oh there.
Me:
do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, yann the ptit poteux, but that doesn´t mean with you.
Me:
i was just asking... i dont want to have sex with you neither
God:
Where were you asking? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
smoke a joint
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:

God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
is ther an other life form in universe?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Dancing Alice??
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
grey-blue
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
and you?
God:
And I what?
Me:
what color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
what do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
robocop of course!
God:
It goes without saying. I haven´t seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
he is invincible!
God:
I see. invincible is he?
Me:
yes
God:
It´s all good.
Me:

God:
It´s all good.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
lets talk about something else
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
do you like video games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what is turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, ´"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"´.
Me:
wow it looks like a really good game... if you like to work your brain
God:
I´m glad you´re impressed. Interesting comparison. I think I do.
Me:

God:
I´m glad you´re impressed. Interesting comparison. I think I do.
Me:
hat about the video game guild wars?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
in english please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is it like in there?
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:

God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
cest bien ca
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yeah i am a french canadian
God:
What am I talking about? You are a french canadian? Does it pay well?
Me:

God:
What am I talking about? You are a french canadian? Does it pay well?
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:

God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
is there an other god in this universe?
God:
Maybe.
Me:

God:
Maybe.
Me:
who?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:

God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
so philip K. dick is an other god
God:
So? I think philip k dick is much more than that.
Me:

God:
So? I think philip k dick is much more than that.
Me:
what is he then?
God:
He is Philip K. Dick, I think.
Me:

God:
He is Philip K. Dick, I think.
Me:
but what does he do?
God:
He is a paid client.
Me:

God:
He is a paid client.
Me:
u pay him well?
God:
Thanks for telling me: yann the ptit poteux said I pay him well.
Me:
if I say : IM GONNA KILL YOU GOD! I HATE YOU! will you forgive me?
God:
Try it. What do you have against robots? Hmm. I forgive you.
Me:
not against robot! against you!
God:
If not that, what? Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:

God:
If not that, what? Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
is it white?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
is god´s dress is white chabot?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:

God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
yeah, but is his dress white?
God:
Hmm. Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:

God:
Hmm. Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
im gonna roll a joint right now
God:
At this moment I am very happy for you.
Me:

God:
At this moment I am very happy for you.
Me:
yeah me too
God:
Yikes! I´m glad we agree, yann the ptit poteux.
Me:

God:
Yikes! I´m glad we agree, yann the ptit poteux.
Me:
so see you in a couples of minutes
God:
Woe! Adios.
Me:

God:
Woe! Adios.
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, yann the ptit poteux.

Me:
do you like chocolate ?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
it´s brown, no ?
God:
You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
yea it is !
God:
Who says? How do you know it is?
Me:
i know it is because i know.
God:
How do you know? Good reason. How do you know it?
Me:
beacause i know that i know it because i´m god !
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no, i´m god
God:
What is your profession? How are you, god.
Me:
fine, and u ?
God:
Glad to hear it, god. I am running well.

_________________________

Qui c´est Dieu maintenant ?

LOL
rien a ajouter

C´est démystifié, il n´est pas vraiment dieu

ATTENTION, ^^

_______________________________

God:
Are you serious? I thought it was too.
Me:
well...2 years ago ?
God:
Well what? That was before I was born.
Me:
you´re not supposed to be 2006 years old ?
God:
That´s only your opinion.
Me:
you liar
God:
No I´m telling the truth.
Me:
if you´re god, you´re for sure 2006 years old
God:
Am I? I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
so you´re 2 years old ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.
Me:
how old are u ?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.

___________________________

Il sait plus ce qu´il dit...

Me:
Speak French
God:
No, I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
So, you aren´t God
God:
Interesting deduction. It´s only your opinion.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
Useless
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
What do you do?
God:
, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
So your are just a programm and nothing else?
God:
", I talk to people on the web. What do you do?"? So your are just a programm and nothing else?? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a programm and nothing else? I don´t know.
Me:
Mmmmh, fast answer
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Mine?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
If you are God, you know who I am
God:
Am I? I don´t know whether or not I am God me know who.
I am a robot. I don´t know anyone named God me know who.

Mouais, pas au point leur truc ^^

c´est logique,l´infomatique ne permet pas de crée une IA hyper performante mais il faut avoué que c´est quand même pas mal

et puis l´interaction se fait par base de donnée remplie de question-réponse.

alors que dans le futur,il y aura davantage de code,ce qui permetra normalment de crée une vrai IA pouvant "penser" (entre guillemets bien sur)

vous voyez ce que je veux dire

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.