Oui, autre erreur, tu as remplacé Dante par Vergil ! " Erreur Fatale ! "

Dante - Well, if you´re asking for a date...forget it ! Because I´m making a point of not dating girls who shoot me in the head !

ah oué... ça vient du fait que je suis fan de vergil... je mets son nom partout navré sur ce je vais me jeter dans un gouffre pour expier ce péché

Remonte et cite d´autres trucs, tu sera plus utile !

Un bon exemple de l´humour de Dante :

Beowulf - Sparda ! Sparda ! !

Dante - Oh, you´re pitiful...Didn´t your mom teach you how to use a door ?

( Bon exemple, parce que la vanne porte à la fois sur le fait que Beowulf est entré par le plafond, mais aussi sur le fait qu´il est borgne)

B - That smell...I know it !

D -Snif, snif...Oh c´mon give me a break ! ´Tell you what : next time, I´ll try to wear some Cologne, ok ?

Mission 20 la fin: Dante et Lady se retrouve

Dante- What an ordeal...
You still here ?
Lady- I need that back

Dante ( lui tendant le bazooka)- No late charges I hope ?

Lady- I´ll think about it

Dante- we should be fine for now, but I´m sure they´ll be back soon, very soon. {soupir}

Lady- are you crying ?

Dante- It´s only the rain

Lady- the rain already stopped

Dante ( j´adore ces deux là)- Devils Never Cry

Lady- I see
Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he losed a love one, don´t you think ? ...

Dante- Maybe

Lady- By the way ( shoot de trois démons au vol), looks like we´re gonna be busy for a while

Dante- Bring it on
Oh I love this
this is what I live for ( trick de ouf avec Ebony et Ivory..... POSE QUI TUE)
I´M ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ABOUT IT ! !

Rudra - Look brother, it´s been ages but we finally have company !

Agni - I see that !

R - We must entertain our guest.

A - You are right : we have to be gracious hosts.

R - Hum...what should do ?

A - How do I know ? We have to come up with something !

Dante - Pfff...

R - Hum...brother, our guest is sighing...

A - Sigh ? What is sigh ?

R - Well, sigh is...

D - Enouch already ! How long are you to gonna keep this going ? ! In case you did´nt get the hint, I´ll spill it out : your guest wants to go through ! Got it ?

R - We are guadians of this door !

A - That is right : we cannot let you pass !

( Une fois les 2 charlots battus)

R - Wait !

A - Yes wait ! We have been waiting for this for a long time !

R - Yes, a very long time...

A - For someone stronger than us !

R - Someone who can control us !

A - My name is Agni !

R - And my name is Rudra !

A - You shall take us with you.

A& - We can be of a great use to you !

D - . ..Ok , but on one condition.

R - What is it ?

A - Name it !

D - No...talking.

R - Fair enough.

A - As you wish.

( Petite démonstration de Swordmaster avec A&)

R - Impressive...

( Dante cogne les pommeaux l´un contre l´autre)

D - NO TALKING !

A& - . ..

D - Good !

Vergil - Why isn´t this working ? ! Is there something missing ? ...Must more blood be shed ? !

Dante - You seem to be in a bad mood...

V - Dante...

D - So, my mother´s amulet is the key that unlocks the door to the demon world ? Hehe, good plan, pop...

V - Just the opposite actually : originally it was the key to the demon world, but was given to humans as a gift.

D - It doesn´t matter to me, one way or the other...More importantly, I´ve come all this way...I´m sure you have time for one more game, right ?

V - . ..Why not ? After all, we share the same blood...I´ll just use more of yours to undo daddy´s little spell...

D - So, you want a piece of me for real, eh ? Ok bro, come and get it...if you can.

Eh ben alors, personne ne cite à part moi !

Je plache encore sur la 13 mais en attendant si tu veu d´ici demai je peu faire la 1 jaime bien

Suite de la 7 :

V - Why do you refuse to gain power ? The power of our father Sparda.

D - Hm...Father ? Haha...I don´t have a father...I just don´t like you, that´s all.

( Clash, et Vergil empale Dante [Quel guerrier quand même, ce Vergil ^^])

V - Foolertalks Dante...Foolertalks. Might controls everything...and without strength you cannot protect anything...let alone yourself !

( Désempalement et MAGNIFIQUE Hair Hike)

Arkham - Do you fnally have it ?

V - Yes. Now the spell Sparda cast will be broken.

( Premier DT de Dante, éveil de Rebellion grâce au sang de Dante, il se précipite vers Vergil et envoie un coup de poing... Vergil dégaîne à moitié et le poing s´enfonce sur le lame, quelle classe ce Vergil ^^)

V - I see a devil inside you has awakened as well.

A - Wait ! We should leave...For the moment we have all that we need.

( Vergil et Arkham [quel nul ce Arkham ! ] sautent de la tour, et Dante déclenche le DT avant de s´écrouler)

Ivdarstlabor , C´est pas foolertalks, c´est
" Foolishness Dante...Foolishness....."

Ok merci j´avais jms bien compris

je suis en mesure de vous présentez la mission 13, jusqu´a l´apparition d´Arkham ( en forme humaine). Je ferai un petit copier coller de mon ancien post pour que vou ayez tout et je ferais la fin plus tard.Ca devrait arriver ce soir.

Dante et vertgil se battent dans la salle de cérémonie ( shling shling)

un rocket apparaît et se fait couper en deux par les devil twins ( j´aime bien dire ça )

Dante- Sorry, but it´s not a place for a little girls so beat it !
Lady- Shut up ( bshhh: un rocket est laché) {esquive de Dante}

Les devil twins continuent a se battre.

Lady- ( s´attaquant a Vergil): You forced him into this ! !!

( Vergil saute et bloque une attaque de Dante puis plonge avec son épée sur Lady)

Vergil- Is that what you think ? ? Foulish girl...

On entend une voix au fond de la salle de cérémonie:

Jester- Bravo ! Bravo ! I never dreamed that things would go so smoothy : well done everyone ! Well done !

( Lady tente de lui tirer dessus)

Jester- Don´t be a bad girl mary... Or you´re gonna get a spanking from daddy later, Jester´s gonna spank your butt, spank you on the butt.

Vergil- Insane buffoon !
I don´t know where you came from, but tou don´t belong here.
NOW LEAVE ! !! ( il se jette sur Jester)
{il est bloké à deux mains par ce dernier}

Jester- Zowie that was close... But you´ve taken quite a trouncing today, haven´t you Vergil ? !
You could´ve chopped me into conffeti by now if you were in tip-top condition.

Vergil- Damn you ! !

Arkham ( avec une voix super grave)- You have lost... Because you underestmated humans.

A bientôt pour le 3e et dernier épisode

Au fait la réplique de Lady " you forced him into this" se situe après que Vergil lui ai sauté dessus. Ca sera rectifier au 3e épisode.

Ivdarstlabor,
c po I see a devil inside you has awakened as well. c I see a demon is awaken in you as well!

Je suis pratiquement sûr que si.

( Alors qu´il s´approche du sommet du Temen-Ni-Gru, Dant traverse un mur noir, et est transporté dans une salle aux murs dotés de finitons dorées. Son ombre pulse d´énergie et son image DT en sort, composée d´ombre)

Dante - I know why you´re here... You´re here to ask me some questions ; but I already ffound the answers : I don´t need you anymore.

( Doppelganger sort son arme et fait un Taunt)

Dante - Ok... Come on you poser !

Vergil - Not very classy for someone´s dying words...

J´aime bien celle la

" Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left."