o o je croi quie ca va deconner

oui l´ordre va changer je vais passer 2eme

attantion b-dog arrive a la charge

moi pareil ok pour

ben1122

Recette de la Dinde au Whisky

Etape 1)- Acheter une dinde d’environ 5kg pour 6 personnes et une bouteille de whisky, du sel, du poivre, de l’huile d’olive, des bardes de lard.

Etape 2)- Barder la dinde de lard, la ficeler, saler poivrer, et ajouter un filet d’huile d’olive.

Etape 3)- Faire préchauffer le four, thermostat 7 pendant 8 minutes.

Etape 4)- Se verser un verre de whisky pendant ce temps-là.

Etape 5)- Mettre la dinde au four, dans un plat à cuisson.

Etape 6)- Se verser ensuite 2 verres de whisky et les boire.

Etape 7)- Mettre le thermostat 8 après 20 binute pour la saisir.

Etape 8)- Se bercer 3 berres de whisky.

Etape 9)- Après une debi beurre, fourrer l’ouvrir et surveiller la buisson de la pinde.

Etape 10)- Brendre la vouteille de biscuit et s’enfiler une bonne rasade derrière la bravate--non--la cravate.

Etape 11)- Après une demi-heure de blus, tituber jusqu’au bour. Oubrir la putain de borte du bour et reburner--non--revourner--non--recourner--non-- enfin, mettre la guinde dans l’autre sens.

Etape 12)- Se pruler la main avec la putain de borte du bour en la refermant--bordel de merde.

Etape 13)- Essayer de s’asseoir sur une putain de chaise et se reverdir 5 ou 6 whisky de verres, ou le contraire, je sais blus.

Etape 14)- Buire--non--luire--non--cuire--non-ah, ben si --cuire la bringue bandant 4 heures.

Etape 15)- Et hop, 5 berres de plus, çà fait du bien par où qu’çà passe.

Etape 15)- R’tirer le four de la dinde.

Etape 16)- Se rebercer une bonne goulée de whisky.

Etape 16)- Essayer de sortir le bour de la saloperie de pinde de nouveau, passque çà a raté la première fois.

Etape 17)- Rabasser la dinde qui est tombée par terre. L’ettuyer avec une saleté de chiffon et la foutre sur un blat, ou sur un clat, ou sur une assiette. Enfin, on s’en fout...

Etape 18)- Se péter la gueule à cause du gras sur le barrelage, ou le carrelage, de la buisine, et essayer de se relever.

Etape 19)- Décider que l’on est aussi bien par terre et binir la mouteille de rhisky.

Etape 20)- Ramper jusqu’au lit et dorbir toute la nuit.

Etape 21)- Manger la dinde froide avec une bonne mayonnaise le lendemain matin, puis passer le reste de la journée à nettoyer le bordel que tu as mis la veille dans la cuisine.

je la conaissait celle la

a a aa lol je retiendrai!!

avec tou le wisky que tu as bu tu doit en avoir du bordel

1.booba
2.tranchardp
3.killdrago
4.b-dog
5. moi a voir avec tt le monde )

et puis ? ???

Tennez c´est moi qui l´ai écrit là preuve: https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-15-10590186-1-0-1-0-0.htm

opps

J´en ai une autre, elle arrive.

atta je vai refaire le fete ca va chauffer en linkin
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B-Dog Posté le 25 février 2004 à 17:59:11
C´est 4soeurs(des soeurs, religion catholique)qui montent au paradis. Elle se presentent devant st-Pierre qui dis à la premiere:
-Qu´avez-vous fait ma soeur??
-J´ai vu le sexe d´un homme...
-Allez vous rincez les yeux à la fontaine làs-bas.

La deuxieme:
-Qu´avez-vous fait ma soeur??
-J´ai touché le sexe d´un homme...
-Allez vous lanver les mains à la fontaines là-bas.

Ensuite la 4eme passe devant la 3eme.
-Veuillez attendre votre tour, ma soeur.
-A NON! Je vais laver ma bouche avant qu´elle lave son cul hein!

By Ns.

3.............2................1..................

. ......Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain

Refrain
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain

Refrain
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need you to go

Refrain
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your faithlessness with you
Just give me myself back and
Don´t stay

Sometimes I feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I´m in disbelief, I didn´t know
Somehow I need to be alone

Refrain

I don´t need you anymore, don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
I don´t need you anymore, I don´t want to be ignored
I don´t need one more day, of you wasting me away
With no apologies

Refrain

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ca vs a plus je recommence ? ??

B-Dog Posté le 24 février 2004 à 13:47:32
Comment occuper une blonde pendant plusieurs minutes??
( réponse en bas)

( Réponse en haut)

ca vs a plus je recommence ? ??