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Kaka va vous cassé l'anus peti frouze !

el-torero
el-torero
Niveau 9
20 mai 2004 à 17:19:01

:) ce soir preparez vous a vous faire mettre ! ! vaseline a volonté au stade de france ! :)

romeu
romeu
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 17:19:59

POPOL?

Reinaldo95
Reinaldo95
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 18:44:20

:rire:

c´etait quoi le resultat du dernier match entre la France et la Suisse??

sans commentaires.

el-torero
el-torero
Niveau 9
20 mai 2004 à 18:57:00

kes tu me parle de ce match avce vos 2 ekipe de merde ! :-d ! le bresil va vous defoncer ce soir ! !

ronaldoyrm
ronaldoyrm
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 19:03:14

la france va les eclater

DeepStar
DeepStar
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 19:04:21

ça sera équilibré a mon avis. par contre j´attends le lynchage officiel prévu pour france-suisse l´euro !

Mschumi
Mschumi
Niveau 9
20 mai 2004 à 19:28:37

moi je di pa anus mé je di boite a kaka! :lol:

kaka78956
kaka78956
Niveau 8
20 mai 2004 à 19:59:59

quelq un a parler de moi :rire2: :rire2: :rire2:

kopaniako
kopaniako
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 20:07:41

J´ai bien peur que la France se fasse battre ce soir, meme si j´en suis supporteur, le Brésil a plus d´atout que la France pour remporter ce match !

snekja
snekja
Niveau 5
20 mai 2004 à 20:35:18

[Usher] Peace up, A-Town down
[Lil J] Yeah! ( yeahhh!!) okay! ( okayyy!!)
[Usher] Usher ( Usher Usher Usher..)
[Lil J] Lil Jon!!
[Usher] Yeah ( yeah) yeah ( yeah) yeah ( yeah) - yeah
Yeah ( yeah) yeah ( yeah) yeah ( yeah) - yeah

[Verse - Usher] ( w/ Lil Jon in background)
Up in the club wit my homies, trying to get a lil V-I
Keep it down on the low key ( low key)
You should know how it feels ( hey!! hey!!)
I seen shorty she was checking up on me
From the game she was spitting in my ear
You would think that she knew me ( knew me)
I decided to cheat ( okay!!) Conversation got heavy! ( hey!)
She had me feeling like she´s ready to blow! ( watch out!!)
Oh! ( watch out!!) She´s saying " come get me!" ( come get me)
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said " baby let´s go"
When I told her ( let´s go!!) I said

[Chorus - Usher & ( Lil Jon)]
( Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Shorty got down on me, said come and get me
( Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
I got so caught up, I forgot she told me
( Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Covering my girl, she be the best up on me
( Yeah!!) Yeah - yeah
Next thing I knew, she was all up one me screaming

[Bridge - Usher & ( Lil Jon)]
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!

[Verse - Usher] ( w/ Lil Jon in background)
She´s all up in my head now
Got me thinking that it might
Be a good idea to take her with me
Cause she´s ready to leave ( ready to leeeeaaavvee) ( let´s go!!)
And I got to keep it real now
Cause on a 1 to 10, she´s a certified 20
But that´s just ain´t me ( hey!!)
Cause I don´t - know, if I take that chance
She swears he´s gonna leave
But what I do - know, is the way she dance
Make shorty alright wit me
The way´s she´s Getting Low!!
I´m like yeah, just work that out for me
She asks for one more dance, and I´m like yeah
How the hell am I supposed to leave? ( let´s go!!)
And I say.

[Chorus]

[Bridge - Usher & ( Lil Jon)]
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) ( Hey hey heyyyy!!!! Luda!!!)
Yeah yeah - yeah!

[Verse - Ludacris]
Watch out, my outfit´s re-di-culous
In the club looking so conspicuous
And RAWR!! These women all on the prowl
If you hold the head steady, I´m a milk the cow
And forget about game, I´m a spit the truth!
I won´t stop till I get em in their birthday suits!!
So gimme the rhythm and it´ll be off wit their clothes
Then " bend over to the front! and touch your toes!!"
I - left the Jag I took the Rolls
If they ain´t cutting then I put em on foot patrollll ( oww!!)
How ya like me now?
When my pinky´s baguette over three hundred thou-sand!
Let´s drink, you the one to please
Ludacris fill cups like double D´s
Me and Ush´ once more, and we leaves em dead
We want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed that say.

[Chorus]

[Bridge - Usher & ( Lil Jon)]
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!
( Yeah!!) yeah yeah ( yeah!) yeah yeah - yeah!

[Outro/Bridge - Ludacris]
Take that and rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go ( smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Usher got the voice make your booty go ( smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Ludacris got the flow to make your booty go ( smack)
Take that, rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat that make your booty go ( smack)

Drogba_95
Drogba_95
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 20:39:51

Moi j´lui chie dessus a ton Kaka ! !

el-torero
el-torero
Niveau 9
20 mai 2004 à 20:40:46

tres bo jeu de mot Drogba ! :ok: rire2:

nova666
nova666
Niveau 10
20 mai 2004 à 20:53:03

on s´en fou un peu du résultat en même temps. C´est juste un match symbolique alors a partir du moment ou ca jou bien on s´en fou du score ( lol bon ok, je préfererais que la France gagne quand même mais ça a aucune valeure alors bon...).

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