[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! ( Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence ( But who are you?)
I´m your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
That´s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt´s cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You´ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it´s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they´ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she´s older than George Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit. Shoot that bitch.
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man, don´t do it, it´s not worth it to risk it! ( You´re right!)
Not over this shit ( Stop!) Drop the biscuit ( I will!)
Don´t even listen to Slim yo, he´s bad for you
[Eminem]
You know what Dre I don´t like your attitude!
[Announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...
[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you´re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitches earlobe..
[Dr Dre]
Yo this girls only 15 years old! You shouldn´t take advantage of her, thats not fair!
[Eminem]
Yo, look at her bush. Does it got hair? ( uhuh)
Fuck this bitch right on that spot there.
´Till she passes out she forgot how she got their.
( Man, ain´t you ever seen that one movie Kids?)
No, but I seen the porno thats on nubiest!
( Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.
[Announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day´s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin!
While you at work she´s with some dude tryin to get off?!
Fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitches HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there´s an explanation for this shit?
( What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he´s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That´s what I did, be smart, don´t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What´chu say? ( What´s wrong? Didn´t think I´d remember?)
I´m gonna kill ya motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin´ straight outta Compton y´all better make way?
How the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don´t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aww fuck it what am I sayin´?
Shoot em both Grady, wheres your gun at?
( gun shot, gun cock, gun shot)(music runs out)