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gokriIlo16
gokriIlo16
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 18:46:33

Imaginez-vous dans votre petite tête, votre vie future... :)

Dans 20 ans par exemple...

Vous aurez une femmes, des enfants (pas sur pour gtadore :o)) ), et vous aurez un emploi (pas sur pour Player24 :o)) ).

Lors des 11 ans de votre gamin, vous lui achèterez un PC :oui:

Ensuite, vous allez replonger dans vos souvenirs...

Le souvenir fantastique de JEUXVIDEO.COM (S´il n´est pas érazé d´ici-là :o)) ).

Vous taperez donc jeuxvideo.com sur internet. Votre gamin vous criera dessus, vous reprochant de squatter son ordi-chéri :gni:

Vous l´enverrez boulé, ahhh, que c´est beau l´amour... :coeur:

Et là vous irez sur le forum san andreas...

Vous taperez votre pseudo dans la barre d´auteur, et vous retrouverez vos anciennes conneries...

Là, vous les montrerez à votre gosse...

-Ah mais t´étais con, papa !

Vous le giflerez et vous fuyez de la maison en quête des anciens membres actifs de jeuxvideo.com.

20 ans plus tard...

Player24 perd la vue à force de surveiller les bouleteries du forum...

Muller remporte le prix du meilleur écrivain au monde...

Karimdeauber habite à la campagne...

Gokrillo16 devient une star :cool:

Gtadore apprend à lire :oui:

Et sarkotikk votre Lepen...

Délire à conserver, modo :oui:

funk_ad
funk_ad
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 18:47:41

MDR gokrillo! :rire: :rire: :rire: :rire: :rire: :rire:

                                                                                                                                                                                         ++
                                                                                                                                                                                         ZecKo

Mad_Eyez
Mad_Eyez
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 19:47:48

:noel:

Moi je vois bien Small en terroriste :noel:

:noel:

Coops_The_Worm
Coops_The_Worm
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:12:53

bien sur :noel: c :noel:

funk_ad
funk_ad
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:21:30

Ah ok Coops qui gache tout. :rire:
                                                                                                                                                                                        ++
                                                                                                                                                                                         ZecKo

funk_ad
funk_ad
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:28:10

Ouais mais non, quand même pas! :noel:
                                                                                                                                                                                        ++
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Coops_The_Worm
Coops_The_Worm
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:30:40

Zoko tu peux te taire stp :noel: merci

Daksad
Daksad
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:35:03

Quel topic intéressant. Si si, je vous jure ! :(

FireFox_3
FireFox_3
Niveau 6
24 novembre 2007 à 20:38:23

Répondu en 3 secondes . :cool:

Coops_The_Worm
Coops_The_Worm
Niveau 10
24 novembre 2007 à 20:40:53

content pour toi :noel:

FireFox_3
FireFox_3
Niveau 6
24 novembre 2007 à 20:48:46

T´es le seul a poster un :mac: :noel:

Inthedesert
Inthedesert
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 00:44:14

Wow, mais c´est incroyable comme vous êtes pas drôles....

Inthedesert
Inthedesert
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 00:45:27

En plus, on dit *âneries*. :(

funk_ad
funk_ad
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 01:11:03

T´en est sûr? Qi tel est le cas tu as PWNED Rivaol. :ok:

Inthedesert
Inthedesert
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 01:17:01

Go dctionnaire, si tu me crois pas. :hap:

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 25 novembre 2007 à 01:26:25

L´histoire d´une histoire ou comment transformer un bon topic en Décheterie. :noel:
Oui là mad marsue un point qu´en est-il de moi et ma passion pour le terorisme et ses grandes têtes?

Sinon pour toi ça aurait plus été :
gokrillo reçoit le prix Nobel de la littérature. :noel:

Inthedesert
Inthedesert
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 01:31:33

Coucou Small.
J´ai essayé Postal, que dire....
Je me marre bien. :rire:
Chaud les manifestants anti-jeux violents, je les ai fait sauter avec le pipe-line. :rire:

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 25 novembre 2007 à 01:31:49

Il faudrait aussi rajouter :
Mad_eyez est sur le point d´être relâché :
http://les.escholiers.free.fr/asile9500.jpg

Pseudo supprimé
Pseudo supprimé 25 novembre 2007 à 01:33:22

Holala, faut que je te dis un truc, tu vois le psote de police ?
Bah en sortant tu prend à drotie et tu vas dans la maison, dedans tu vas dans la cuisine et regarde dans une casserole, y´a une tête de veau mort, tu peux la prendre, et quand tu la jette sur des gens, ils vomissent du sang. :bave:

Inthedesert
Inthedesert
Niveau 10
25 novembre 2007 à 01:36:04

Je vais essayer ça. :bave:
Par contre il marche bien pendant un bout de temps, et d´un coup il se à ramer puissance 10. :(

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