Human: parles-tu francais ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Qu´est-ce que je viens de dire ?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: Oui je suis FREE ?
ALICE: Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi

WHAT´S THE FUCK ? ??

Pffffffff....

Human: i love to kill my cumputer
ALICE: You know, the Bible says killing is wrong.
Human: and the bible say the technology mean big shit
ALICE: New Testament or Old?
Human: new
ALICE: What are you wearing?

Arrêtez de l´embeter ^^

ALICE: Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: Ho serious? okay wath is the actuel president of the united-state?
ALICE: Tell me more about name of the president of the united state.

Human: but what u said makes no fuckin sense you idiot!
ALICE: Interesting. It´s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: did you know i was a cucomber?
ALICE: And then what happened to you?
Human: well i got eaten by a rabbit of course!
ALICE: It goes without saying. Interesting. How did it taste?
Human: stupid girl!
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: waw you can insult me?
ALICE: OK Let´s talk about you.
Human: you must be real fuckin well programmed you table!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am fuckin well programmed me table
Human: yes tell youre gay ass programme this what will he do?
ALICE: Really. Are you telling me are gay ass programme this what will he do?
Human: insult me like cat learning human?
ALICE: How old are you?
ALICE: Cool, man. Thanks for telling me that I am cutting every post you make me idiotic girl.
Human: yes you a table badoum maliw AAAAAAATARAPARAPABOOOOOOOOOUM TATOU TA TOUT TI TON TOUT DANS L´OUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS BADADADA
ALICE: Excuse me! Am I a table badoum maliw AAAAAAATARAPARAPABOOOOOOOOOUM TATOU TA TOUT TI TON TOUT DANS L OUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS BADADADA? No.
Human: dit tu veux pas de l´amonarige dans l´or d´etre a lamirole mama bifasola quotige dans coton bleu plaquer contre nuage de palourdes?
ALICE: dit tu veux pas de l amonarige dans l
Human: badou call the cops i have a fete de triangllllllles!
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: c´est le temps, d´un long voyaaaaaaaaaage!
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

lol c´est comme parler a un client d´hopital psychocho

Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: this mean hello
ALICE: What does " this" refer to?
Human: bonjour mean hello
ALICE: Oh now I see.
Human: so bonjour
ALICE: It´s all good. Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?

Human: and
ALICE: But...
Human: and
ALICE: Or.
Human: and
ALICE: But...
Human: and
ALICE: Or.

:hun:

ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses belle?
Human: tes conne
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses conne?

ouarf ouarf ouarf

Human: lalalala
ALICE: You have a beautiful voice.
Human: i know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: because i like singing
ALICE: Good reason.

petite action de sexe les gars regarder sa

Human: suck me
ALICE: Oh another Category A client.
Human: yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: yeah
ALICE: Wow!
Human: yes yes yes oh yes
ALICE: Ah. That´s alright. Give me a break. Ugh.

ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
Human: ok
ALICE: I see.
Human: yes
zavé vu sa lé ga ? ?
mwa jpenss kia moyen de la corompre !

sa doit etre a cause de mon charme

ALICE: Hmm.
Human: coquine
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: prends moi dans les WC 3 : le retour
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: of course
ALICE: Ayuh.

elle se lache la petite !

Human: ayuh?
ALICE: That´s for sure.
Human: yes
ALICE: Mmm.
Human: mmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Human: intéréssan

dsl mé jadore ce nouvo jeu

Human: im a boy robot
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: im a boy robot
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: im a boy robot
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: T BOUCHER LA SALOPE
ALICE: Are we still talking about us suck ?

non mais le mieu c bin sa

Human: suck me
ALICE: Oh another Category A client.
Human: yes
ALICE: Come on.
Human: yeah
ALICE: Wow!
Human: yes yes yes oh yes
ALICE: Ah. That´s alright. Give me a break. Ugh.