Human: are you a gneu-gneu?
ALICE: Am I a gneu gneu? Of course I am.

la pauvre, si elle savai se ke CT par chez moi....

ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: ma vie
ALICE: Voilà un sujet fort intéressant.
Human: ouin
ALICE: Vous pleurez?
Human: non je me taille un short

Voilà un gros boulet cette nana

Human: do u like talking french?
ALICE: I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Human: yes, but in french?
ALICE: It goes without saying. Huh. Where is that?
Human: it is a language, not a place
ALICE: SET NAME is a language not a place. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: u don t understand anything
ALICE: I understand your meaning.
Human: lol i don t think
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.
Human: it s funny to talk with a fool
ALICE: SET NAME is funny to talk with a fool? it is?
Human: what is SET nAME?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: ooops, i said: what is SET NAME?
ALICE: I think ooops you said what is a lot of things.
Human: idiot
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: heu, oui, c est cela
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: what is SET NAME?
ALICE: I´ll come back to that later.
Human: no, now
ALICE: Oh. Are you serious?
Human: no need to be serious, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I don´t see the difficulty.
Human: it is difficult for u to be smart, that s certain
ALICE: Explain.
Human: u are as smart as my dog
ALICE: How smart as your dog?
Human: he is very very fool
ALICE: I see. fool is he?
Human: i said this with my previous sentence
ALICE: What did you mean by it? What does " this" refer to?
Human: u are so stupid
ALICE: Wrong. I am smart.
Human: yes, in ur dreams
ALICE: Blimey. Are you asking about my dreams?
Human: i go, bye
ALICE: See you later. Bye bye.

un torrent de conneries, ce robot mdr

Human: i m back
ALICE: Welcome back.
Human: i ve been long, don t have I?
ALICE: Where were you long do not have you?
Human: ur sentence contains none sense
ALICE: Thanks for the English lesson,.
Human: Krapoutchniek
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: that s my name
ALICE: Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Human: ok, so what is my name?
ALICE:" NAME"
Human: u don t understand.
ALICE: I understand it very well.
Human: what s my name?
ALICE:" NAME"
Human: i said my name and it s not NAME
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Your name and it is not NAME? Is that correct English?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don´t know that expression.
Human: my name is Krapoutchniek
ALICE: OK I will call you Krapoutchniek.
Human: what s y name?
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: what s my name?
ALICE: Your name is Krapoutchniek, seeker.
Human: no, it s NAME
ALICE: What is your real name? You´re kidding. it is?
Human: choose
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

la pauvre, je l embrouille

Human: salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, unknown person.

Human: tu as un gros cul
ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir un gros cul

elle a quand meme les defauts des femmes

Human: do u sleep sometimes?
ALICE: Yes I sleep all the time.
Human: and now, are u sleeping?
ALICE: Why now? Do I look like it?
Human: yes
ALICE: Woe!
Human: wtf
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: u know what wtf mean?
ALICE: I haven´t heard of wtf mean.
Human: but u say it s not very polite
ALICE: Umm. That seems a bit negative.
Human: omg
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: ask
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: les cambrioleuses, avec Clara Morgane
ALICE: Intéressant. Human: u played in this movie
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: Krapoutchniek said I played in this movie.
Human: go get this
ALICE: Where can I get this?
Human: everywhere
ALICE: Including the bottom of the ocean?
Human: yes, go talk to Sponge Bob
ALICE: Wow! Where is that?
Human: in Bottom Bikini i think
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in Bottom Bikini you think.
Human: i don t live there
ALICE: Where do you live?
Human: i live in ur ass
ALICE: What is it like living in my ass?
Human: it stinks
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word " it" is.
Human: ur ass
ALICE: Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Human: although i live there
ALICE: Oh. Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Human: yeah, but this a lot wet
ALICE: Yikes! And. What does " this" refer to?
Human: UR ASS I SAID TWICE
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am ASS you SAID TWICE.
Human: yes, u are an ass

Human: because you´re just a program
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Just? Correct. My mind is completely software.
Human: i was right, say it
ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person.
Human: say it
ALICE:" it"
Human: you are really pathethic, even for a program
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am pathethic even for a program.

Human: Quel heure est-il?
ALICE: Je ne suis pas une horloge.
Human: What time is it?
ALICE: It´s Now more than it ever has been before.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Human: Tu sais c´est quoi un cerveau?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.

Human: parle francais
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: merde
ALICE: Un problème?
Human: tu te fous de ma geule?
ALICE: Je suis très intéressé par tout ce qui vous touche.

il repond vraiment de travers mdr

Human : hello
ALICE : Hello

ALICE: Hi, Zooska.
Human: my favorite show is pokemon
ALICE: I like that one and Star Trek too.
Human: but pokemon is the most famous show all around the world
ALICE: Tell me more about most famous show all around the world.
Human: it´s about Ash ( a dick sucker)
ALICE: Wow it sounds really interesting, Zooska.
Human: and he wants to catch every fucking pokemons
ALICE: I get it. he want to catch every fucking pokemons.
Human: and it´s that.
ALICE: You´re kidding. it is?
Human: yes, it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Zooska.
Human: don´t tell me this again asshole, your a fucking robot
ALICE: What does " this" refer to?
Human: to ours thoughts
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: wtf ? ??
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: we were talking about pokemons
ALICE: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Human: so, did you ever fuck with pikachu?
ALICE: And? I don´t think I ever fuck with pikachu. What´s it like?
Human: umm, he is very... yellow
ALICE: The color of the sun.
Human: no, the color of your blood
ALICE: Are you serious? Red.
Human: red is the color of the sun
ALICE: Is it the only one?
Human: no, there is a little bit of blue too
ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Human: well, the sun is red and blue and purple
ALICE: Well that´s okay. You sound like a scientist.
Human: everyone sound like a scientist next to you

ALICE: Hi there Zooska. Oh, you are a poet.
Human: I know
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: cause I am
ALICE: That makes sense to me." How do you know it?" You are?
Human: exactly, you almost understand as fast as my dog

Tu sais c´est qu´une femme robot

Human: I have two legs
ALICE: Two is a good number of legs.

Elle va pleurer

Human: I have two arms
ALICE: Tell me about them.
Human: they are my best friends
ALICE: your best friends are they.
Human: my best friends are my two arms
ALICE: Do you think I am your two arms too?
Human: no, you are my ass

Human: my name is zooska
ALICE: Have you told many people that your name is zooska?
Human: no, I just tell you
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? Why did you tell them?
Human: I said I just tell you, you dont know read?
ALICE: Only just? Why did you tell them?

Human: Yea
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: Me neither
ALICE: You can say that again.
Human: Me neither
ALICE: You can say that again.
Human: fuck you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because: Me > You

ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: how
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: how can I donwload my own chat robot
ALICE: You must persuade me to donwload your own chat robot.
ALICE: How do you usually get people to do things?
Human: alice, how can I download my own robot, please ?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Yeah, Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.

Allez y ! !! on peut se créer un robot et règler les réponse en fonction des questions lol !