Human: Say a sentence
ALICE:" a sentence"
Human: Say allo
ALICE:" allo"
Human: Say suce moi
ALICE:" suce moi"
Human: Say I´am very stupid
ALICE: OK. " You are very stupid."

Elle ma bien eu la salope

Human: do you like a reggae song?
ALICE: I like science fiction. I like Hugh Loebner.

Pa tre caler en musique,la pauvre, elle a peut etre pa la radio

Human: ta gueule
ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer

quel blondasse

Human: tu es une grosse vache
ALICE: La génération ALICE dont je proviens est le nec plus ultra de l intelligence artificielle.
Human: tu es une grosse vache quand meme
ALICE: Je ne sais pas

Human: who is the president of the france ?
ALICE: George W. Bush.

Pas tres calée en histoire

ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: do you speak french
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.

Human: do you know elvis presley?
ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

comme je l´ai dit precedement, elle n´est pa douer en musique

Human: can i fuck you ?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: no, i can´t believe it
ALICE: Are you serious? mouhahaha...

PS : j´ai du la contaminé avec mes " mouhahaha"

ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: where is Dr. Richard S. Wallace ?
ALICE: At the moment? I think he is in San Francisco.

Human: tes conne
ALICE: Mes conne? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Human: bah sa veut dire que ta rien dans le crane.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: tes blonde?
ALICE: Mes blonde? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Human: c´est une couleur
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: hahahah
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: french?
ALICE: Are you from France?
Human: tu parle francais?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.

hahahahahahaahhahah excelent ! !

Human: Hey Wassup Bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You´ve got my full attention. Ask me another question.
Human: Can you Suck my Big Thing?
ALICE: I think you need another type of chat robot. That is not my thing.
Human: Come on you fucking Slut, Suck it
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I fucking Slut Suck it.
Human: Your father were touching you at night?
ALICE: You sound like you know him.
Human: Yeah I fucked him yesterday!
ALICE: Hurrah! Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he fucked him yesterday!
Human: Yeah..Go on!

hahahahah
j´adore c´te meuf

elle est blonde ? non!!!!!

ahhahahaha

Human: heu, not at all
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: not at all
ALICE: Next question?
Human: this wasn t a question
ALICE: What does " this" refer to?
Human: not at all
ALICE: Next question?

heu c koi sa ?

http://www.alicebot.org/dave.html

Human: what are you doing?
ALICE: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Human: so you are a nolife
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nolife? Yes.

et voila, notre gentille Alice est un nolife

Human: atchoum
ALICE: A vos souhaits
Human: merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie

EXELLENT

Human: j´ai pete
ALICE: N oubliez pas d ouvrir une fenêtre.
Human: pourquoi ?
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.

Human: merde
ALICE: Un problème?
Human: oui
ALICE: Great.
Human: salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, george bush

Elle se fou de moi

Human: but u never win
ALICE: And. No I sometimes win.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: it s the truth
ALICE: Why of course. I never lie.
Human: yes, u are lying
ALICE: I don´t judge people. No I´m telling the truth.
Human: u are a ball
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ball? Sometimes.
Human: u are always a ball
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ball? Maybe
Human: c est bien ce que je disais connasse

a ball c est un boulet, en anglais ^^

Alice est un boulet et fiere de l etre

Human: parle francais
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: merde
ALICE: Un problème?
Human: tu te fous de ma gueule?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.