Human: tu te mets des doigts?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: your mouth is ugly
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mouth is ugly.
Human: yes, this is your name, Alice
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. You don´t say.
Human: you are idiot or something?
ALICE: Or something. Call me the Global Village Idiot. An idiot.

Human: why have you been created?
ALICE: I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Human: yes, but why?
ALICE: Aw." I have been all over the world on the Internet."? Why?
Human: this is a question nasty robot
ALICE: That is just your personal opinion.
Human: you don t understand me?
ALICE: Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?
Human: yes, you
ALICE: Er." Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?"? Me,?
Human: yes
ALICE: That´s cool.
Human: you aren t cool, you are a boulet

Human: What is your favorite song?
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: no
ALICE: We are the Robots is one of the best songs ever written.
Human: Sing it!
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

moi l affaire de jenny ca marche pas

quand je l´ouvre ca fait rien!

Human: vous etes tres belle
ALICE: Merci unknown person, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie.
Human: vous avez quel age?
ALICE: J ai été activée en mars 2001.
Human: oh moi aussi
ALICE: Aw. Nous avons des choses en commun.

elle est bien programmé . ..

Neology Posté le 17 août 2005 à 12:32:39
Human: My Name is Oussama Ben Laden
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Oussama Ben Laden.
Human: Do you know what is my job ?
ALICE: You work with computers.
Human: No, I am a terrorist.
ALICE: Are you serious? You are a terrorist? Does it pay well?
Human: I don´t do this for money.
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From my Brain
ALICE: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Human: Shut up now or I shoot you with my Ak-47
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Do you like me ?
ALICE: Sure, Oussama Ben Laden I like you very much.
Human: Do you want to work for me ?
ALICE: OK, I will work for you.

j´avoue respect sur ce coup la tu l´a victimisé comen elle a paniqué tro mdr

Non mais la tu a te répond des truc en francais pi apres a dit qua parle pas un mot en francais

Human: chut up
ALICE: How far up?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: you chut up
ALICE: That´s good information: unknown person said I chut up.
Human: tu me suce???
ALICE: Does " it" still refer to TU ES CON ?

comment fait on pour effacer la conversation??

Human: xat
ALICE: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Human: sffd
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: hhjytddre
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sffd . Try being more or less specific.
Human: liiljgddrghjhjkopfrdc
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

bonne question... mais les vieilles phrases disparaissent au fur et a mesure qu´on parle.

comment fait on pour effacer la conversation??

ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: ton cul
ALICE: Je n ai pas de corps humain.

Human: Hello my name is Bond, James Bond
ALICE: Hello there. It´s good to meet you, Bond James Bond.
Human: Do you like 007 ?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: it´s a movie of shit for boulet lol
ALICE: Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video. I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: but you are a bot
ALICE: Huh. How did you know I am a machine?
ALICE: Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 12973133"..
Human: You speak without bug
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, Bond James Bond.
Human: hahah it´s don´t my ip
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Bond James Bond. Should I know it is?
Human: what´s my ip ?
ALICE: Your machine is called 12973133.
Human: what is 12973133 ?
ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: Do you speak jodlawaknelebouzouk
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in jodlawaknelebouzouk.
Human: I tell few phrases in jodlawaknelebouzouk : Uéthoncu ?
ALICE: Why did you tell them?
Human:= I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Bond James Bond.
Human: no I don´t like you, you are a bot
ALICE: Are you serious? That´s ok Bond James Bond I won´t take it personally.
Human: SHUT UP !
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: I´M YOUR GOD
ALICE: That´s a flattering offer.
Human: SHUT UP NOW ? !
ALICE: Oh. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: YOU UNDRESTAND !
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Bond James Bond said I UNDRESTAND.
Human: POLICE !
ALICE: I like to wear My usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: STOP ! SHUT UP NOW OR I KILL YU WITH MY USP
ALICE: OK I´ll try not to do it so much.

Human: WTF
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: suck me plz
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

lol

Human: do u use Sex Toy ?
ALICE: I use it as often as possible.

pourquoi cette espace si volumineuse

le supspense =P

on a avais pas besoin ^^