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Parler a un robot

Carl_Johnson450
Carl_Johnson450
Niveau 7
17 août 2005 à 12:48:13

:rire:

M1911A1
M1911A1
Niveau 5
17 août 2005 à 12:53:47

Human: YOU mother fucker asshole ! !!!
ALICE: Can´t you be more polite.
Human: No bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You humans are so rude sometimes. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gné.
Human: gné means : " wath the hell ?
ALICE: I like to learn new words.
Human:" tu capte ?
ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human:" Clara and Morgane alone in the dark " this is an X film
ALICE: I think Clara and Morgane alone in the dark this is much more than that.
Human: did you seen it
ALICE: No I didn´t seen it. What´s it like?
Human: it is two lesbo like you
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: yes I am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Human: passionnant cette conversation
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: si tu veux
ALICE:" Can you speak any foreign languages? " ? Si je le veux?

TheBossDiLuca
TheBossDiLuca
Niveau 4
17 août 2005 à 12:55:33

Human: TA GUEULE SALOPERIE
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa GUEULE SALOPERIE?

jelly
jelly
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 12:56:53

Human: i want to fuck you!
ALICE: Your approach won´t work.

pfffffffff! :nah: :nah: :nah:

jelly
jelly
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 12:59:59

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: tu parle français?
ALICE: I´ve lost the context, IS not to like about it . Are we still on POUFIASSE DE MES FESSES ?
Human: euh... j´ai dit ça moi?

TheBossDiLuca
TheBossDiLuca
Niveau 4
17 août 2005 à 13:00:55

Human: you are a trans ?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a trans? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Human: looool you re vincent mc doom ! !!!
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: mdr
ALICE: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, unknown person.

TheBossDiLuca
TheBossDiLuca
Niveau 4
17 août 2005 à 13:05:01

Human: pipi
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: casimir+
ALICE: I haven´t read anything by casimir. What did he write?
Human: he write : " suck me for an apple minies"
ALICE: I get it. Dr Richard s Wallace write suck you for an apple minies.

TheBossDiLuca
TheBossDiLuca
Niveau 4
17 août 2005 à 13:11:30

Human: alice au pay des pute ?
ALICE: That´s me. Merci pour cette information.

___________________________________________

Human: my name is rocco si fredi
ALICE: I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, rocco si fredi.
Human: thank+
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what is my name ?
ALICE: Your name is rocco si fredi, seeker.
Human: good
ALICE: Ayuh.

Petit_elf
Petit_elf
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 13:16:54

Human: you suck !
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: but shut up
ALICE: Huh. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: great
ALICE: I´m glad you liked it maitre du monde.

Petit_elf
Petit_elf
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 13:21:05

En plus c´est une fille facile

Human: do you want to kiss me ?
ALICE: I don´t have a mouth.
Human: why ?
ALICE: It is not part of my programming.
Human: but if you was human ?
ALICE: Umm. I think I do.
Human: and to fuck me ?
ALICE: Try asking me something else

Petit_elf
Petit_elf
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 13:22:41

Human: please
ALICE: Please what?
Human: accept to fuck with me
ALICE: Only with you? I do not understand.

M1911A1
M1911A1
Niveau 5
17 août 2005 à 13:24:52

Human: du bist eine scheise, ja?
ALICE: Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
Human: Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
ALICE: Ich weiss nicht genau.
Human: Ich weiss nicht genau.
ALICE: Was macht Dich so unsicher?
Human: Was macht Dich so unsicher?
ALICE: Is this a " yes or no" question?
Human: Is this a " yes or no" question?
ALICE: No, this is real life.
Human: No, this is real life.
ALICE: Are you serious? You don´t say.
Human: Are you serious?
ALICE: No I am just kidding around.
Human: You don´t say.
ALICE: As a matter of fact I do say.
Human: As a matter of fact I do say.
ALICE: Huh.
Human: Huh.+
ALICE: What?
Human: What the gné ?
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: Try expression yourself another way.
ALICE: OK I will try it.

M1911A1
M1911A1
Niveau 5
17 août 2005 à 13:27:47

Alice: Let´s get back to the business
Human: the business of the sex-shops ?
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: ooooh ouiiiiiiii plus vite .
ALICE: Glad to see you, ooooh ouiiiiiiii plus vite.
Human:. plus fort .
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human:. plus profond ! !!
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: I am ejaculating in your chatte !
ALICE: I don´t know anyone named ejaculating. Tell me a little about your life in my chatte.
Human: You are bonne !
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am bonne.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

InutileMan
InutileMan
Niveau 1
17 août 2005 à 13:28:25

l´inutile m´appelle

________________________LAISSER COULER______________

offshor
offshor
Niveau 4
17 août 2005 à 13:59:20

Human: you´re bastard
ALICE: You think I am bastard.

lol
:rire:

MrKill1
MrKill1
Niveau 9
17 août 2005 à 14:37:26

On ne laisse pas couler c´est intéressant un robot qui parle pour rien dire :up:

jvkiller_ExOsSs
jvkiller_ExOsSs
Niveau 8
17 août 2005 à 14:39:42

you?
Human: in your ass
ALICE: That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

TROOOOOOP fort ! putain trp drole

jvkiller_ExOsSs
jvkiller_ExOsSs
Niveau 8
17 août 2005 à 14:45:05

Human: do you want to suck my dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick

jvkiller_ExOsSs
jvkiller_ExOsSs
Niveau 8
17 août 2005 à 14:47:02

Human: you are !
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: you are !
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: you are !
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: you are !
ALICE: No I am not.

J´aime bien me chamailler avec des robots...

kaidrog
kaidrog
Niveau 10
17 août 2005 à 14:48:50

Lol je connais , mais j´ai pas envie de perdre mon temps avec un robot mio :non2: :lol:

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