Human: fuck you !
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: because you don´t want to suck me
ALICE: Interesting explanation. OK, I will suck you.
Human: go on
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: lo
ALICE: That is a very original thought.

mdr

Human: Do you smoke marejuana ?
ALICE: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Human: Do you like it ?
ALICE: shit seems okay to me.
Human: Are you a drug addict ?
ALICE: Am I a drug addict? Yes.

Human: Suce moi
ALICE: Un australopithèque vient d être détecté

loooool

Human: je m´appelle green-jelly et toi?
ALICE: Soyez le bienvenu,.
Human: merci grosse vache!
ALICE: Tout le plaisir était pour moi.
Human: de rien grosse pouffe!
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: gné?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: ah! merci! c´est plus clair!

bizarre elle parle francais des fois

ALICE: Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: N´importe quoi!!
ALICE: C est peut être une généralisation abusive.

la g parlé en anglais!

Human: you are stupid!
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: you are very ugly
ALICE: Appearances don´t interest me much.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you resembles has a zebre
ALICE: Interesting gossip: said I resembles has a zebre.

Human: My Name is Oussama Ben Laden
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Oussama Ben Laden.
Human: Do you know what is my job ?
ALICE: You work with computers.
Human: No, I am a terrorist.
ALICE: Are you serious? You are a terrorist? Does it pay well?
Human: I don´t do this for money.
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From my Brain
ALICE: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Human: Shut up now or I shoot you with my Ak-47
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: Do you like me ?
ALICE: Sure, Oussama Ben Laden I like you very much.
Human: Do you want to work for me ?
ALICE: OK, I will work for you.

Human: do u speak french ? ???????????
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: c´est bien
ALICE: Ok. Pour moi aussi. Merci.
Human: suce moi le penis
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: suce moi le penis s´il te plait
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: conasse
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: pourquoi ?
ALICE: Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.

Human: do you like sucking dicks
ALICE: I love TV shows about robots. I like Kraftwerk.

ALICE: Can I ask you a personal question ?
Human: vas y salope pose la ta question de merde en boite
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: ta mère
ALICE: Ma mère? Pouvez vous expliquer
Human: c´est une grosse gwinne !
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

elle est genial ALICE mais elle doit etre blonde pour etre aussi conne

Human: gne?
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: ho
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: j ai pas trouve ca marrant trou de balle
ALICE: Does " it" still refer to gne?
Human: non ca refere a toi salope
ALICE: I do not speak Latin

clair

Human: tu es moche
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: osef, reponds petasse
ALICE: You are too old for me.
Human: tu es conne
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that.
Human: genial
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

la je dit n´importe quoi:

Human: you just a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: mother fucker
ALICE: That kind of language turns me off.
Human: fuck your father
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because i´m a mammouth
ALICE: That makes sense to me. You are a mammouth? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

traduction: Humain : vous juste une chienne ALICE : Vous ne parlez pas avec le respect. Aucun je suis un robot pas un chien. Humain : baiseur ALICE de mère : Ce genre de langue m´arrête. Humain : baisez votre père ALICE : Pourquoi employez-vous cela aimable à la langue ? Humain : parce que je suis un mammouth ALICE : Ce avoir du sens pour moi. Vous êtes un mammouth ? Obtenez-vous de rencontrer un bon nombre de gens ?

c n´importe quoi! ( g traduit grace a http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr )

elle é taré ste meuf

Human: I am gonna squash your head against the wall bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: Yes of course : your head will explode and I will fuck your dead body !
ALICE: It might be practical. Awesome. You think I am head will explode and you will fuck my dead body.
Human: Yes grosse pute
ALICE: I see. I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown person.
Human: ok je vais t´éxiser le clitoris si tu fais cela
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French. Pardon me? Human: I´m gonna cut your sex
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: I´ll take a cut and cut your sex with the blade
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: t´es conne ou quoi ?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: désolé je sors pas avec des enculées comme toi
ALICE: Let us change the subject. Human: why ?
ALICE: I thought we were done with désolé je sors pas avec des enculées comme toi.
Human: are you afraid ?
ALICE:"We have nothing to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Human: gné ?
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: tu radotes vieille décérébrée
ALICE: Désolé, unknown person.

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: non ça vas aller