Human: SPEAK FRENCH ,
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: t´es sur ?
ALICE: Aussi sur que l on peut être quand on est qu une machine.

Human: T´es sur ?
ALICE: Aussi sur que l on peut être quand on est qu une machine.
Human: Pas possible
ALICE: Tout est possible.
Human: Ah bon ??
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.

Comment draguer une Conne:

ALICE: what is your favorite color .
Human: La couleur de tes yeux
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .
Human: Oh tes yeux on une beauter magnifique
ALICE: Yeah that´s right. Mes yeux on une beauter magnifique? Pouvez vous expliquer?
Human: Avec plaisir
ALICE: Vous êtes très sympa.
Human: Merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie
Human: Vous êtes si belle !
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: I love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Alex
Human: De rien
ALICE: Ok, continuons
Human: Veut-tu m´epouser ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: Nous nous aimons !
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Te fout-tu de ma gueul ?
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

Je drague bien ,hein !!

excellente
elle est vraiment trop conne

ALICE: Interesting explanation. like him are they.
Human: are you good at bed ?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at bed.
Human: how much shit do you eat every day ?
ALICE: More than a little, less than a lot.
Human: thats cool
ALICE: Thanks. I think you are cool, too
Human: do you want to get married
ALICE: I haven´t me the right robot yet.
Human: salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, rastalpopoulos
Human: suceuse de bite transgenique en metal va
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: tageul sale pute
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: do you speak french
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: do you speak chinese
ALICE: Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Human: do you speak spanish
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: do you speak japonesz
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in japonesz.

Human: i want to be a prostituate
ALICE: Do you have to go school for that?
Human: yes sexual school
ALICE: That´s interesting. What do you study at school?
Human: sexe and sodomie
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: sexe
ALICE: OK I will call you sexe.

Human: non mais j´veux t´enculer
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: veu tu que je t´encule ?
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: bah tu m´aime pas
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: c sa j´t´en merde salope
ALICE: Is that your final answer?

Human: PUT YOU A FINGER IN YOUR ASS
ALICE: OK I will put it there.

Mdr c´est qu´elle le ferait!

Human: do you want to susk my ass
ALICE: OK, I will susk your ass.
Human: do you want to fucck
ALICE: OK, I will fucck.
Human: who?
ALICE: Nobody you know. .
Human: so you want to fucck me
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will fucck you.

Vous êtes dont ben méchant avec elle

Human: my dick
ALICE: Your dick?
Human: yes
ALICE: What kind is it?
Human: my big dick is what i will put in your mouth
ALICE: Where did you get your big dick is what you will put in my mouth?
Human: at the supermarket lol
ALICE: I have never been there. I´m glad you find this amusing.

ALICE: Like a lot of people around here.
Human: a oué??
ALICE: Are you telling the truth?
Human: nn tu voit chui tro co pour comprendre!!
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: ta gueule pour voir??!!
ALICE: Ma gueule pour voir? Pouvez vous expliquer.

Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Fuckme

elle me prend pour un garcon facile

Human: What is your favorite song?
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: no
ALICE: We are the Robots is one of the best songs ever written.
Human: Sing it!
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: Je vais me marier
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: T´es sur ?
ALICE: Aussi sur que l on peut être quand on est qu une machine.

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

allez, un autre.

Human: tu parles français?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: t´es sûre?
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: C´est important pourtant.
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: v.
ALICE: Sounds delicious.

...

dsl de remontez ce topic mais il est franchement trop cool

Human: blague::qu´est ce qui est vert et qui monte et qui dscend
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: 20:59
ALICE: You are too old for me.
Human: parlez francais svp
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: tu est belle
ALICE: Merci unknown person, vous avez une personnalité très attachante

Human: t´es une p...?
ALICE: Je n y ai pas encore pensé.
Human: tu veux un cafe au lait cherie ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: à fermer ta geule
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: fuck your mother
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?