Je vais peut être pouvoir mettre le Clairon.

• je fais une petite inspection des premiers travaux, et je repart vers la ville pour acheter le San Andreas Times . .. tiens, ils ont deja réparés la plupart des batiments détruits par l´incendie et la construction du memorial est bien avancée, il faudra que j´aille voir . ..

oh, la page nécrologique . ..
Nick Nightingale ? ?? mais . .. c´est un ami d´études, j´ignorais qu´il était encore dans l´Etat ! !!
quoi ? assassiné ? ?? un seul indice : Rache
Damned, on se croirait dans un Sherlock Holmes vu l´indice . ..*

• je me promene dans la rue, quelqu´un m´appelle *

- Papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Papaaaaaaaaaaaa

• c´est mon plus jeune fils, Bryan ! soudain la voix change . ..*

- Donnez nous 1 000 000 000 $, sinon . ..
- Qui etes vous ? que lui avez vous fait ?
- Juste enlevé . .. avec celui qui devait aller le chercher a l´école . ..
- Johnson ? ??
- Oui c´est cela . ..
- Rendez moi . ..

• le gars raccroche*

-... mon fils et Johnson . ...

• je n´ai pas le temps d´appeler la police que ma fille appelle depuis son portable*

- Salut papa ! dit j´ai besoin d´ar . .. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH ! au secours ! !!
- Donnez nous 1 000 000 000$ sinon . ..
- Papaaaaaaaaaaa !
- Papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
( les voix de mon fils cadet ET ma fille )

• raccroche*

merde merde merde ! !!!!!!!!!

• le telephone resonne*

- Bill ?
- Oui ? ???
-C´est Nick ! !! fait ce qu´ils disent ! !!
- Nick ? ??? mais . .. on te dit mort ?
- Non ! Ils m´ont capturés, je vois ta fille et ton fils d´ici, je suis dans la cellule voisine ! J´ai réussi a voler un portable . ..

• une voix plus lointaine apparait*

- Je me disais bien qu´on m´avait piqué mon portable ! !! Rends moi ca vermine !
- Obeis leur !

• paf paf pif boum ! *

- Pour une fois il a

vous pouvez m espliquer c koi ce real sa ?

lu taieb ! tu connais GTA je pense ? eh bien tu vis dans l´univers de GTA ici ^^

En gros c´et GTA: SA , sur un topic, c´est une ville virtuelle

• Je prends on desert eagle et vise la télé.

PAW !
L´écran explose. Ils racontent que des conneries ces journalistes...

désolé , PC qui merde

- . .. il a raison ! !

• le telephone raccroche*

• une seconde apres, mon fils ainé appelle*

- Papa ? tu sais ou est Kate ? il faut que . .. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! ! au secours ! ! Pa . ..
- John ?
- UN MILLIARD !

• raccroche*

merde !

• appelle la maison blanche et leur dit de transmettre la nouvelle, moi j´arrive la bas . .. *

re tlm ! !

• se dirige vers son hélico, posé cent metres devant moi . .. soudain le télephone resonne : mon frere Bob ! !!*

- Bill ?
- Ouais, Bob ? ??
- Ils m´ont autorisés a t´appeler . ..
- Ils ?
- ceux qui ont enlevés tes enfants et le gars qui était a ton mariage dans les cellules d´en face !
- Ils t´ont pris ?
- Ouais !

• la meme voix que d´habitude*

- Eh Bob t´as dépassé ton temps de parole . ..
1 milliard ! !!

lu sniper

• rappelle la maison blanche et se dirige a fond vers son hélico*

A la maison blanche Sam ! vite !

• arrivé a la maison blanche, je regarde dans la pile de courriers qui m´est adréssée . .. une lettre anonyme !

" DoNNaI Nou 1 MIlLiaRd 2 DaUllArd eN LikIde, pOseZ lé deuMaIn PRai du PotO du qUé N°19 a San FieRo a 22h30 ! "

merde merde merde merde merde . ...

• une deuxieme lettre suite*

" Ai Ne PraivEuné Pa la PauLisse Ou a PraiCe du LyeU ! "

ok pas la police . .. mais mon armée sera sur le coup ne vous inquiétez pas . ..

Lol Vendredi , tu n´es pas foutu de remonter a la source de l´appel toi le grand pdg qui a beaucoup de relation ? ?
Au fait les quais, ils sont au docks, pres de mon territoire...

Putain les kidnappeurs c´est les dieux de l´orthographe !

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Tiens megalo tu as un nouveau pseudo ? ? on se demande ce qu´est devenu l´ancien

suis pas megalo

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Let´s talk this over
It´s not like we´re dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don´t leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus:]
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

You´ve got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you I´m difficult
But so are they
But they don´t know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

[Chorus]

It´s nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It´s nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

[Chorus x2]

[x2]
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
So much for my happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...

Pour l´appel c´est simple, comme on pouvait s´en douter c´est un téléphone volé

Trunk : combien pour tes services ?

oh, le retour de megalo ! ! ou d´un megalo !